Conan O'brien
In retrospect, the presidential debates should be comprised of nothing but sick "yo mama" burns
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"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla -
Dennis Miller:
"I don't want to screw with Rahm Emanuel's head, but I thought Obama looked positively mayoral Wednesday night.""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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Dennis Miller again:
"Putting John Kerry in charge of debate prep is like hiring Sylvia Plath to be your Life Coach.""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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David Burge @iowahawkblog
Four More Weeks! Four More Weeks!"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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jimgeraghty @jimgeraghty
Our debt's past $16 trillion, and Mitt's supposed to be the crazy one for expecting a TV show with a merchandising empire to finance itself."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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@DennisDMZ
Joe Biden after the debate with Ryan is going to look like Stephen Boyd in Ben Hur after he got ran over by all the horses & chariots.Comment
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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (as retweeted by several people):
"It is unAmerican, quite frankly, for my Repulican colleagues to be jumping on Benghazi as a political opportunity."
wtf?"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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Morgan Murphy -- Biden's teeth are so white they're voting for Romney. #VPDebateτὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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Mark Knoller @markknoller
Biden says if Romney/Ryan would "get out of the way with these policies of the '50s – we’d be racing back" from the recession.
I had no idea Romney was making policies that were hampering the recovery. He's a pretty powerful man to do that with holding any sort of office anywhere since around 2006."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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David Burge:
"Forget Romney-Obama. I want to see a Clinton-Obama foreign policy debate.""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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I got a chuckle out of that oneOriginally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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Jake Gyllenhaal
As A Democrat, I'll say it now, I endorse Mitt Romney For President Of The United States #MyVoteIsMadeComment
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Wait a second. Don't get too excited. That's a fake Jake G account.Comment
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You got duped!!!Originally posted by YOhio View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Hiffington Post politics:
"Pool: "Reporter: 'Is Hillary to blame for Benghazi?' Obama: Silence. Kept walking.""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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