"People now talk about their vote for Obama in the same disbelieving tone people use when they tell you they took an Ambien and woke up naked outside." - Dennis Miller
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"I would donate money to the John Simon Ritchie/Nancy Spungen Alliance before I bequeathed a shekel to the Clinton Foundation." - Dennis Miller"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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"I think it's a very fair gesture on the part of the film Elysium to share available box office receipts with the other films to that degree." - Dennis Miller"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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"You know how Eminem looked standing between Herbie and Musburger? That's how the world sees us now" - Dennis Miller"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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"Wish somebody in the 4th Estate would go after Benghazi or the IRS scandal like they were the OK State Football Program." - Dennis Miller"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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"Boy, the "Don't trust anyone over 30" crowd from the '60s have really turned into a bunch of mindless, sycophantic gov-bots, haven't they?" - Dennis Miller"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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Every time Congress raises the roof on the debt ceiling, I hope afterwards they throw their hands in the air, like they just don't care. - Whitney Cummings
Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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