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  • #61
    Originally posted by wally View Post
    LOL! The lawyers will be the bottom of the pecking order in a doomsday commune! Unless they are a lawyer that can operate a backhoe.
    I was once at a city meeting talking about a franchise agreement where the irate citizens wanted their City Manager relieved of his duties. The most indicting comment I recall was "HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A BACKHOE!" to which many chuckled with the heads down in the sort of "now Lavar just cast dispersions upon his manhood. He ain't the fella we want manjin' our 'burgh but why we gotta go and get downright mean with the fella and question which side of the plate he is battin on just don't seem particularly Christian or friendly."

    God bless those folks, and truely all this board's attornies- save Nikumen, could learn a few lessons from the backhoe operators of the world. I imagine triple d hanging out with backhoe operators for a day would end with him recieving an atomic garment wedgie.
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap

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    • #62
      Originally posted by cowboy View Post
      Why don't you stfu and "sense" me up a chocolate doughnut with some of those sprinkles on top.

      Look, y'all, when this thing blows up, I ain't going anywhere. I'm going to have to hire 50 riders who can shoot just to protect my cattle. Every survival nut with a gun and a goatee thinks they'll live off the land, but they'll soon find out that there are lot's more cattle than elk in those hills, and that they taste better. That means I'm in trouble.
      I'll be one of your regulators. I ain't no geek off the streets. And I'm handy with the steel, if you know what I mean.
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
      -Turtle
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      • #63
        Originally posted by cowboy View Post
        Why don't you stfu and "sense" me up a chocolate doughnut with some of those sprinkles on top.

        Look, y'all, when this thing blows up, I ain't going anywhere. I'm going to have to hire 50 riders who can shoot just to protect my cattle. Every survival nut with a gun and a goatee thinks they'll live off the land, but they'll soon find out that there are lot's more cattle than elk in those hills, and that they taste better. That means I'm in trouble.
        I have presented first hand evidence of my prowess with a rifle, and I don't have any ethical issues about shooting looters. Consider this an application.
        "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

        "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

        "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

        -Rick Majerus

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        • #64
          Originally posted by cowboy View Post
          Why don't you stfu and "sense" me up a chocolate doughnut with some of those sprinkles on top.

          Look, y'all, when this thing blows up, I ain't going anywhere. I'm going to have to hire 50 riders who can shoot just to protect my cattle. Every survival nut with a gun and a goatee thinks they'll live off the land, but they'll soon find out that there are lot's more cattle than elk in those hills, and that they taste better. That means I'm in trouble.
          Oh bullshit. I love a good steak as much as the next wannabe redneck livin the rurals, but there is no way a beef steak is as good as an elk steak.

          What the hell really is in the water in Lovell?
          Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
          -General George S. Patton

          I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
          -DOCTOR Wuap

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          • #65
            Originally posted by cowboy View Post
            Why don't you stfu and "sense" me up a chocolate doughnut with some of those sprinkles on top.

            Look, y'all, when this thing blows up, I ain't going anywhere. I'm going to have to hire 50 riders who can shoot just to protect my cattle. Every survival nut with a gun and a goatee thinks they'll live off the land, but they'll soon find out that there are lot's more cattle than elk in those hills, and that they taste better. That means I'm in trouble.
            Among other things I can shoot. Teach me to ride a horse correctly and I'm will become your devoted subject.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Surfah View Post
              I'll be one of your regulators. I ain't no geek off the streets. And I'm handy with the steel, if you know what I mean.

              I'm in too. I'm what they call a pugilist, but I don't expect you know what that word means.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                Why don't you stfu and "sense" me up a chocolate doughnut with some of those sprinkles on top.

                Look, y'all, when this thing blows up, I ain't going anywhere. I'm going to have to hire 50 riders who can shoot just to protect my cattle. Every survival nut with a gun and a goatee thinks they'll live off the land, but they'll soon find out that there are lot's more cattle than elk in those hills, and that they taste better. That means I'm in trouble.
                did someone say donuts?
                what I am is what I am and I does what I does.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Viking View Post
                  That's ok. We'll sell elk forward contracts to them, bankrupt them, and make them our indentured servants. Are you in??!!!
                  Only if we can also manage their accounts, divert money from their margin accounts to use for our own trades, walk away from the bankrupt company leaving them holding the bag, and not lose a dime or go to jail...or do I have to become a Democrat for that to work?
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                  "Outlined against a blue, gray
                  October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
                  Grantland Rice, 1924

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by wally View Post
                    LOL! The lawyers will be the bottom of the pecking order in a doomsday commune! Unless they are a lawyer that can operate a backhoe.
                    Will you take welding, small engine repair and survival training as a substitute? I'm also an excellent rifleman and a fair-to-middling horseman. Plus I am a decent hand at skinning and cleaning animals of all sizes.
                    Last edited by Pheidippides; 11-07-2011, 09:24 AM.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                      I'll be one of your regulators. I ain't no geek off the streets. And I'm handy with the steel, if you know what I mean.
                      Originally posted by The Notorious J.I.C. View Post
                      I have presented first hand evidence of my prowess with a rifle, and I don't have any ethical issues about shooting looters. Consider this an application.
                      Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                      Among other things I can shoot. Teach me to ride a horse correctly and I'm will become your devoted subject.
                      Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                      I'm in too. I'm what they call a pugilist, but I don't expect you know what that word means.
                      I'll earn my keep.
                      I'm your huckleberry.


                      "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                        Only if we can also manage their accounts, divert money from their margin accounts to use for our own trades, walk away from the bankrupt company leaving them holding the bag, and not lose a dime or go to jail...or do I have to become a Democrat for that to work?
                        Let's leave that to the thieves. However, we can thereafter lead "Occupy Laramie" protests and wag the dog like the current admin.

                        I also move that we sell guns en masse but corner the bullet market and raise prices 3-4x. bullets will be the new gold!

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                          I'm in too. I'm what they call a pugilist, but I don't expect you know what that word means.
                          I had to Google it.
                          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                          -Turtle
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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                            Oh bullshit. I love a good steak as much as the next wannabe redneck livin the rurals, but there is no way a beef steak is as good as an elk steak.

                            What the hell really is in the water in Lovell?
                            I should have expected as much from a guy who doesn't own a gun or a chainsaw, and has to have his wife back up the camper trailer for him. Wait, she shoots the elk, too, doesn't she?
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                            "Outlined against a blue, gray
                            October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
                            Grantland Rice, 1924

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                              I had to Google it.
                              .

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                                I had to Google it.
                                Oh man, a fistfight between me and Coach could be a money making proposition. We could sell tickets and the rights to broadcast to BYUtv. It could be good vs. evil.

                                Since evil rules this world, and since I have a more storied history of street fighting, I'd probably get the line in my favor.

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