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"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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Well done, entire Viking clan. Well done.Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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that was actually quite good. my hat is off to youOriginally posted by Coach McGuirk View PostComment
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I know someone who has worked there. They use farm raised red deer from new zealand for their "elk".Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
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I bring beekeeping skills and practical knowledge of different methods of food preservation."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Lets just be honest... if the fit hits the shan, it is going to be me, cowboy, one or two of the board's doctors, Devildog, and all of the CUF ladies who would be fit to start a new civilization from scratch. It will be no country for old wuapinmon.Comment
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I suspect that approaching a Mad Max type band of survivors and announcing that you have honey and would like to can their peaches might end up causing you some distress.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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Well this is where taking flouride tablets as a kid screws me over again. I have no hard assets to pry out of my mouth.Originally posted by landpoke View Post
Oops. After finishing the thread I now know that there's a slight chance the world won't end before Christmas. I guess I will have to buy presents. Can't win for losing.Last edited by EuropeanFootballMale; 11-07-2011, 10:14 AM.Comment
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That, and the mind control. You stand no chance.Originally posted by EuropeanFootballMale View PostComment
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No one gets gold fillings, btw. Only crowns. And even then it is a diluted gold alloy. I do not want to tell you how I know so much about this.PLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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I may be a lawyer, but I can ride a horse, and I can shoot (wait, do I have to hit anything when I shoot?) All I need is your address and I'll be there.Originally posted by cowboy View PostIf we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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I'm honored. It's not unlike being the favorite wart I had when I was eight.Originally posted by wally View Post
I can add beekeeping (thanks for the reminder, wuap) and chainsaw skills to the list too. Plus I am known far and wide for my navigational skills.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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I will call my uncle that owns over 300 guns. I am not sure how much ammunition he keeps on hand, though.Originally posted by cowboy View PostComment
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