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[YOhio]

A genuine LOL from me.

Thanks, PAC. If I posted all the lol's you've provided I'd have more posts than Indy and stDDD all-time combined.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

This is from China, not North Korea, but I saw this video a month of two ago and thought this thread was the best place to post it. It's extolling the virtues of the Chinese Premier's relationship with his wife.

Apparently, half the lines (translated) are "Xi Dada loves Peng Mama, Peng Mama loves Xi Dada." It's hilarious how Chinese Bruce Springsteen is one of the two vocals on this song.

BTW, I would love if someone made a new video with this song and put in a bunch of pictures of Joseph Smith and Emma. The subtitles could be comedy gold.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Al Sharpton teams up with Kim Jong Un to fix Sony.

http://nypost.com/2014/12/18/sharpto...-makes-movies/

[Jeff Lebowski]

Kim Jong-un to host the 87th annual oscars:

https://ricochet.com/kim-jong-un-hos...annual-oscars/

“All peoples celebrate Dear Leader’s most humble decision to host the Oscars,” said Sony Pictures Chairman and CEO Michael Lynton. “We have witnessed his strength and honor from afar and welcome the divine opportunity to explode our love in his presence. To obey Doctor Leader’s magnanimous offer to host the Oscars is perfect joy, all of his resources and talent coming together on global stage.”

[Jeff Lebowski]

[byu71]

Al Sharpton teams up with Kim Jong Un to fix Sony.

http://nypost.com/2014/12/18/sharpto...-makes-movies/

I thought the Sony executives apologized for being insensitive and obvious poor taste. I even saw some black commentators on TV agreeing the comments were in poor taste, but these people were not racisits.

Seems they are now admitting they are racist and need Al's help to overcome their malady.

[MarkGrace]

The hacker message is effectively a victory lap, telling the studio, "Now we want you never let the movie released, distributed or leaked in any form of, for instance, DVD or piracy."

The message also says, "And we want everything related to the movie, including its trailers, as well as its full version down from any website hosting them immediately."

It warns the studio executives that "we still have your private and sensitive data" and claims that they will "ensure the security of your data unless you make additional trouble."

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/19/medi....html?iid=Lead

Come on, Sony, release that shit you wusses.

[Donuthole]

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/19/medi....html?iid=Lead

Come on, Sony, release that shit you wusses.

"Pay the ransom and we won't hurt your kid." If it worked for the Lindberghs, why not for Sony?

[Jeff Lebowski]

Obama says that Sony should not have caved. Good for him.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014...ew-north-korea

[MarkGrace]

Obama says that Sony should not have caved. Good for him.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014...ew-north-korea

He's a big fan of James Flacco movies.

[myboynoah]

Obama says that Sony should not have caved. Good for him.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014...ew-north-korea

Just don't make any anti-Islamic movies.

[MarkGrace]

Sony exec says they didn't cave and are looking for ways to release it but nobody will carry it.

"The president, the press, and the public are mistaken as to what actually happened," Lynton said in an exclusive interview with CNN's Fareed Zakaria. "We do not own movie theaters. We cannot determine whether or not a movie will be played in movie theaters."

"We have not given in. And we have not backed down. We have always had every desire to have the American public see this movie," Lynton said.

Many have speculated that Sony could release the film online, an option that earlier in the week Sony said it was not pursuing.

Lynton told CNN that Sony had "a number of options open to us and we have considered those and are considering them."

But he also said that no "major video on demand distributor" has been "willing to distribute" the film. "We don't have that direct interface with the American public, so we need to go through an intermediary to do that."

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/19/medi....html?iid=Lead

[Blueintheface]

A nation of pussy attorneys.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Sony exec says they didn't cave and are looking for ways to release it but nobody will carry it.

But he also said that no "major video on demand distributor" has been "willing to distribute" the film.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/19/medi....html?iid=Lead

So we are to believe that Sony doesn't have the capacity to host a stream on their own that people can buy/rent? I'm dumb, not that dumb. If only they had something like a PlayStation network or something.

[myboynoah]

So we are to believe that Sony doesn't have the capacity to host a stream on their own that people can buy/rent? I'm dumb, not that dumb. If only they had something like a PlayStation network or something.

Maybe you could write them and let them know. They seem a bit confused about what to do. A totally different perspective could be helpful.