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  • #31
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    What does a fellow have to do to get a boil update, huh? Babs won't stop texting me until the story has come to its exciting conclusion, so any updates would be greatly appreciated.
    After seeing those pictures I would prefer a "tit" update instead. Are they still big?
    *Banned*

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    • #32
      Hey wuap - really man, you okay? I know we don't always see eye to eye (cuz you are looking at my 34C's) but we want an update on how you are. No one wants this to be something serious for you. Have you been teaching? What did the Dr. say? Did they lance the boil?
      I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC

      You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Gidget View Post
        Hey wuap - really man, you okay? I know we don't always see eye to eye (cuz you are looking at my 34C's) but we want an update on how you are. No one wants this to be something serious for you. Have you been teaching? What did the Dr. say? Did they lance the boil?
        wait! Now we're posting sizes? Can I post my shoe size? I've got great shoes!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Gidget View Post
          (cuz you are looking at my 34C's)
          WTF?
          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
          -Turtle
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Surfah View Post
            WTF?
            He is a professor, and Gidget was an underachiever in high school. What's so alarming about that? I guess it is a bit strange, as none of my college professors know any of my high school grades.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              What does a fellow have to do to get a boil update, huh? Babs won't stop texting me.
              Classic. The stalker tries to play the victim.

              I'm not kidding about that restraining order - one more request to visit the Batcave and I'm calling the cops!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                He is a professor, and Gidget was an underachiever in high school. What's so alarming about that? I guess it is a bit strange, as none of my college professors know any of my high school grades.
                Well you have to admit that's an awfully heavy courseload. I think I'd want everybody to know, too.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Babs View Post
                  wait! Now we're posting sizes? Can I post my shoe size? I've got great shoes!
                  How do any of you know what bra size I am?! 34C's just seem like wuap's style, or was it 36FFF's?
                  I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC

                  You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Gidget View Post
                    How do any of you know what bra size I am?! 34C's just seem like wuap's style, or was it 36FFF's?
                    No idea.

                    But is it too forward of me to mention that I'm a nine-and-a-half narrow? Yeah, that's right. And they're real, too.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Babs View Post
                      No idea.

                      But is it too forward of me to mention that I'm a nine-and-a-half narrow? Yeah, that's right. And they're real, too.
                      This is a total thread jack (thank goodness) but did you gain a 1/2 shoe size after your kids? I did after Leah but she is my only one. And FNPhat's wife (my SIL) gained a half size after each of her two kids. Is this normal?
                      I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC

                      You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Gidget View Post
                        This is a total thread jack (thank goodness) but did you gain a 1/2 shoe size after your kids? I did after Leah but she is my only one. And FNPhat's wife (my SIL) gained a half size after each of her two kids. Is this normal?
                        No clue. But I know someone pretty well who went from a 34B to a 34C after having a baby.
                        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                        -Turtle
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Gidget View Post
                          This is a total thread jack (thank goodness) but did you gain a 1/2 shoe size after your kids? I did after Leah but she is my only one. And FNPhat's wife (my SIL) gained a half size after each of her two kids. Is this normal?
                          Yeah, I got bigger when I was pregnant. Maybe a whole size, though.

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                          • #43
                            Now that I think of it, yeah, I used to be 8.5. But I had two babies in less than two years, so I don't know if I changed sizes incrementally (like your SIL) or all at once with the first one.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Babs View Post
                              No idea.

                              But is it too forward of me to mention that I'm a nine-and-a-half narrow? Yeah, that's right. And they're real, too.
                              You are a shrewd one, devil woman, but your trickery is lost on me. After refusing to respond to your endless PM's inquiries about my shoe size, i'm not about to divulge it here and now just because you thread-jacked the topic. I would advise other CUF males to follow suit, lest they open the door to your uninvited persistence.
                              Last edited by Donuthole; 04-03-2009, 01:09 PM.
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                You are a shrewd one, devil woman, but your trickery is lost on me. After refusing to respond to your endless PM's inquiries about my shoe size, i'm not about to divulge it here and now., just because you thread-jacked the topic. I would advise other CUF males to follow suit, lest they open the door to your uninvited persistence.
                                Pre-emptive strike: Size 12. With a full nine inches to accompany it.

                                I'm proud as hell of that vertical. That's why I'm the baller I am.

                                </obvious double entendres>
                                Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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