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Hey wuap - really man, you okay? I know we don't always see eye to eye (cuz you are looking at my 34C's) but we want an update on how you are. No one wants this to be something serious for you. Have you been teaching? What did the Dr. say? Did they lance the boil?I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC
You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous
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wait! Now we're posting sizes? Can I post my shoe size? I've got great shoes!Originally posted by Gidget View PostHey wuap - really man, you okay? I know we don't always see eye to eye (cuz you are looking at my 34C's) but we want an update on how you are. No one wants this to be something serious for you. Have you been teaching? What did the Dr. say? Did they lance the boil?
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He is a professor, and Gidget was an underachiever in high school. What's so alarming about that? I guess it is a bit strange, as none of my college professors know any of my high school grades.Originally posted by Surfah View PostWTF?Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Well you have to admit that's an awfully heavy courseload. I think I'd want everybody to know, too.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostHe is a professor, and Gidget was an underachiever in high school. What's so alarming about that? I guess it is a bit strange, as none of my college professors know any of my high school grades.
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How do any of you know what bra size I am?! 34C's just seem like wuap's style, or was it 36FFF's?Originally posted by Babs View Postwait! Now we're posting sizes? Can I post my shoe size? I've got great shoes!I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC
You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous
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This is a total thread jack (thank goodness) but did you gain a 1/2 shoe size after your kids? I did after Leah but she is my only one. And FNPhat's wife (my SIL) gained a half size after each of her two kids. Is this normal?Originally posted by Babs View PostNo idea.
But is it too forward of me to mention that I'm a nine-and-a-half narrow? Yeah, that's right. And they're real, too.I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC
You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous
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No clue. But I know someone pretty well who went from a 34B to a 34C after having a baby.Originally posted by Gidget View PostThis is a total thread jack (thank goodness) but did you gain a 1/2 shoe size after your kids? I did after Leah but she is my only one. And FNPhat's wife (my SIL) gained a half size after each of her two kids. Is this normal?"Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic
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Yeah, I got bigger when I was pregnant. Maybe a whole size, though.Originally posted by Gidget View PostThis is a total thread jack (thank goodness) but did you gain a 1/2 shoe size after your kids? I did after Leah but she is my only one. And FNPhat's wife (my SIL) gained a half size after each of her two kids. Is this normal?
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You are a shrewd one, devil woman, but your trickery is lost on me. After refusing to respond to your endless PM's inquiries about my shoe size, i'm not about to divulge it here and now just because you thread-jacked the topic. I would advise other CUF males to follow suit, lest they open the door to your uninvited persistence.Originally posted by Babs View PostNo idea.
But is it too forward of me to mention that I'm a nine-and-a-half narrow? Yeah, that's right. And they're real, too.
Last edited by Donuthole; 04-03-2009, 01:09 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Pre-emptive strike: Size 12. With a full nine inches to accompany it.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostYou are a shrewd one, devil woman, but your trickery is lost on me. After refusing to respond to your endless PM's inquiries about my shoe size, i'm not about to divulge it here and now., just because you thread-jacked the topic. I would advise other CUF males to follow suit, lest they open the door to your uninvited persistence.
I'm proud as hell of that vertical. That's why I'm the baller I am.
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