Originally posted by UtahDan
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If God didn't bless you with the organizational skills to make sure that your pantry is full, whose fault is that? Clearly an example of a mired ox. -
The ox is in the mire everytime I go home teaching. I am the most faithful home teacher in the church. My companion and I always like to get something to eat."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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Being your local board member, I should volunteer my help for any of these future ox-in-the-mire situations. We always have plenty of milk on hand, but never enough Oreos.Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostI have nothing else to say at this time.Comment
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I'll stop shopping on Sunday when they stop opening the store on Sunday.Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. OaksComment
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I never shop on Sunday.
Flame away!I'm like LeBron James.
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FYI: Shoplifting on Sunday is worse than shopping on Sunday.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostComment
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This is my policy, as well.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
The only exception is if I need to shop on Sunday, of course.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Well criminy, if you're going to get technical...Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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My wife's sister won't eat food that was purchased on the Sabbath -- as in, Saturday night after 12:00 am. Yes, this happened: my MIL didn't didn't get to the checkout register until after midnight on a Saturday, and my wife's sister did not eat the meal prepared with the food for Sunday dinner. CRAZY.
My wife is much better than I am; our only OXIM situation is traveling. If we're at home, we make do with what we have in the fridge.Comment
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The sister of a girl I dated at BYU was the craziest of all. She refused to buy from a BYU vending machine on Sunday, and castigated me for doing so. I asked her who she was encouraging/making work on Sunday, and she replied that it was the "principle of the thing".Comment
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I have had more than one person tell me they don't shop online on Sunday.Originally posted by NorthShoreCoug View Post
"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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I respect people who don't shop on Sunday. I really ought to stop. A little planning on my part would be all that is necessary. I don't do it every Sunday, but I don't go out of my way not to. Certainly some people take it too far, but there is a good principle there.Comment
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If you were just an intellectual heavyweight, this wouldn't be such a problem for youOriginally posted by UtahDan View Post
"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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