October 2019 General Conference

[creekster]

Spelling has not been my forte as of late. Can I blame it on typos?

Of course!

[Pelado]

And but for the want of an 'e' it would make more sense!

Spelling has not been my forte as of late. Can I blame it on typos?

[creekster]

Well I thought this was brilliant

And but for the want of an 'e' it would make more sense!

[Katy Lied]

Why is everyone discarding their fake boobs? Is that how they made Silicon Slopes?

Well I thought this was brilliant

[Bo Diddley]

Clack - is this true? Were your parents unmarried?

Your attempt at humor is a form of self gratification - where you think it's funny - but ultimately injurious to your intended target.

You can do better - you can be better - I've glimpsed at the goodness in you.

[mtnbiker]

I'd like to call my husband to repentance then. He wastes a lot of food, including meat:

Refuses to eat leftovers
Refuses to eat "second dinner" entres made of leftovers including casseroles, curries and soups.
Refuses to let the dog eat leftover meat if it is older than 3 days
When he eats say, a chicken thigh, he takes three bites and tosses the meat encrusted bone. He really dislikes cleaning up by gnawing all of the meat off the bone. Clack, any advice here?

Say, do you think he would consider using prime ribeye in stir fry a waste?

You can't just say "This is what we're having tonight; if you don't like it, go make a peanut butter sandwich"?

As for chicken thighs, give him a knife and fork to cut everything off the bone so he doesn't get chicken on his cheeks.

[clackamascoug]

Clack - is this true? Were your parents unmarried?

Your attempt at humor is a form of self gratification - where you think it's funny - but ultimately injurious to your intended target.

You can do better - you can be better - I've glimpsed at the goodness in you.

[Pelado]

You are a bastard. What makes you think she hasn't already employed the nuclear option?

Clack - is this true? Were your parents unmarried?

[Topper]

You need to withhold marital relations until you can get your man to do what you want. That's the way of nature. But as an anti-gnawite, he sounds like a true celestial candidate to be sure.

You are a bastard. What makes you think she hasn't already employed the nuclear option?

[clackamascoug]

Wow, I am on pins and needles waiting for Katy’s response to that ‘unique’ take.

"Unique?" - There's not a man on here who hasn't experienced the benevolent quid pro quo of a successful marriage.

[Sullyute]

You need to withhold marital relations until you can get your man to do what you want. That's the way of nature. But as an anti-gnawite, he sounds like a true celestial candidate to be sure.

Wow, I am on pins and needles waiting for Katy’s response to that ‘unique’ take.

[clackamascoug]

I'd like to call my husband to repentance then. He wastes a lot of food, including meat:

Refuses to eat leftovers
Refuses to eat "second dinner" entres made of leftovers including casseroles, curries and soups.
Refuses to let the dog eat leftover meat if it is older than 3 days
When he eats say, a chicken thigh, he takes three bites and tosses the meat encrusted bone. He really dislikes cleaning up by gnawing all of the meat off the bone. Clack, any advice here?

Say, do you think he would consider using prime ribeye in stir fry a waste?

You need to withhold marital relations until you can get your man to do what you want. That's the way of nature. But as an anti-gnawite, he sounds like a true celestial candidate to be sure.

[Katy Lied]

eating meat sparingly : Sparingly means without waste NOT very little

I'd like to call my husband to repentance then. He wastes a lot of food, including meat:

Refuses to eat leftovers
Refuses to eat "second dinner" entres made of leftovers including casseroles, curries and soups.
Refuses to let the dog eat leftover meat if it is older than 3 days
When he eats say, a chicken thigh, he takes three bites and tosses the meat encrusted bone. He really dislikes cleaning up by gnawing all of the meat off the bone. Clack, any advice here?

Say, do you think he would consider using prime ribeye in stir fry a waste?

[clackamascoug]

Coffee and real boobs represent all that is good on this earth. They both warm the soul and wake you up. Fake boobs are just a cheap caricature, like Diet Mountain Dew.

What's the equivalent of pregnancy boobs?

Of all the boobs - them are the best.

[Northwestcoug]

This post is full of all the truth. I would like you to be my Prophet.

First commandment, no meetups at Starbucks.