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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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So are you saying if the Bish and SP asks for anything more that "yes or no" for an answer you can tell them to F off? Good to know."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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Bishops and SP's are specifically trained to ask the questions exactly as written and to not probe further.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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as JL said, if you answer yes or no, they aren't going to probe further. but for the sake of argument, lets say they do probe further - you just reiterate your yes or no answer.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
SP: do you keep the WoW? UT: yes. SP: i mean, do you drink coffee? UT: i keep the word of wisdom.
or you could tell him to eff off.
if you choose the latter option, please return and report.I'm like LeBron James.
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POTD!Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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I think I'm too honest in the TR interview. When asked about the WOW - said yes I keep it - but I have lust in my heart for coffee, and always walk down the coffee aisle at the grocery store wistfully taking in the aroma.
I like to burden my leaders with stupid shit - to make sure I'm never called beyond the clerk level.Comment
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Ooh, gross. Not me. The smell of coffee is vile. And the smell of coffee breath is even worse than vile, whatever that is. Coffee-flavored candy, mocha ice cream, tiramisu, etc. - all taste foul to me.Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
I might have lust in my heart for 'Napper-approved boobs, but definitely not for coffee.Comment
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Not me. I'd choose coffee over fake boobs, but real boobs over coffee. But maybe i'm weird.Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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I don't love the smell of coffee. The taste is delicious and it is by far the best caffeine delivery method. Nothing else is close.Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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Except the questions are easy to understand on their face, the comments linked were not about the TR questions and nothing in there constitutes an "important doctrinal clarification."Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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How many other caffeine delivery methods have you tried?Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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I'm in the same boat. And I don't go out of my way to check if coffee is an ingredient in the mocha flavored dessert I'm consuming, nor would I really care.Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostComment
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Good heavens, you must be absolutely miserable living in Vegas.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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It's different when you live here than when you visit. (That is the Church-approved response when someone questions how you feel about living in Sin City as an active member of the Mormon church, but it seems to work in this situation.)Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Coffee and real boobs represent all that is good on this earth. They both warm the soul and wake you up. Fake boobs are just a cheap caricature, like Diet Mountain Dew."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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