Not gonna lie. I'm pretty excited to watch Amish Mormons in 15 mins
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Saw this on the internet so you know it has to be true... see y’all at the Starbucks after conference

Sent from my iPhone and not some dumb Chinese android POS."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Not so fast, Uncle Ted!Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostSaw this on the internet so you know it has to be true... see y’all at the Starbucks after conference

Sent from my iPhone and not some dumb Chinese android POS.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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This one (so far) is even worse. Bednar.Originally posted by YOhio View PostThis season is boring.
You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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temples.churchofjesuschrist.org redirects to www.lds.org/templesYou're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Why would anyone type churchofjesuschirst.org when they can just type lds.org? Three letter domain names rock!Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Posttemples.churchofjesuschrist.org redirects to www.lds.org/temples"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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New temples.
You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Lol at the General conference rumor mill."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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RMN answering the question as to whether increased congregation participation might be forthcoming under his administration.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Quiet you!Originally posted by Donuthole View PostRMN answering the question as to whether increased congregation participation might be forthcoming under his administration.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Not aware of Kyle McKay before this conference. His talk was good enough - but I've got the feeling that anything he said in any capacity would motivate people to do their best. Is he a CEO of some company? Anyone know his background?
Never mind - found it - https://www.lds.org/church/news/meet...ts-us?lang=eng
I thought he might be a lawyer. He worked at Miller Nash here in Portland before moving back to Zion.
Lewbowski - did you know him in Japan?Last edited by clackamascoug; 04-07-2019, 03:20 PM.
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