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    general conference april 2019

    becky cravens and her blue dress: homeliest dress ever. like, fundamentalist mormon ugly.

    elder uchdorf always has a great take. hes not afraid to mention that church membership is down, that testifying via instagram or twitter is appropriate, and do not forsake friends and loved one who reject the message of the church- that is between them and the Lord, not them and you.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
    becky cravens and her blue dress: homeliest dress ever. like, fundamentalist mormon ugly.

    elder uchdorf always has a great take. hes not afraid to mention that church membership is down, that testifying via instagram or twitter is appropriate, and do not forsake friends and loved one who reject the message of the church- that is between them and the Lord, not them and you.
    Cravens admonition about embracing the vulgar seems a bit timely, seeing as Game of Thrones final season is only 8 days away.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
      Cravens admonition about embracing the vulgar seems a bit timely, seeing as Game of Thrones final season is only 8 days away.
      What's that all about? I'm channeling Funk this conference, as I'm only going to see the priesthood session.

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      • #4
        so Elder Uchtdorf talks about when friends reject the message of the gospel. then President Eyring admonishes us not to worry about family members who have either left the church or gone astray (anyone remember how he phrased it?), as there will be a heavenly reconciliation, the facilitation of which we have no concept.

        wonder if this is a theme.

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        • #5
          RIP ponderizer.
          You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
          Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

          Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
          You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
            RIP ponderizer.
            Emeritus already? Isn’t he a little young for that?
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              Emeritus already? Isn’t he a little young for that?
              He wasn't a GA.

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              • #8
                It's nice that some one let that kid on the end borrow a dark suit coat. Too bad it was two sizes too small.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                  RIP ponderizer.
                  The next BYU b-ball head coach
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • #10
                    Two thoughts on that number:
                    1. Gingers REALLY stand out.
                    2. The idea to switch to the conductor cam with a conductor who is mouthing along was a bad one.

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                    • #11
                      Happy to see the repeated references to the two great commandments.

                      Also happy to see Elder Ballard tell people to keep things simple and no unnecessary meetings.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        Happy to see the repeated references to the two great commandments.

                        Also happy to see Elder Ballard tell people to keep things simple and no unnecessary meetings.
                        And wearing a nice royal tie.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                          He wasn't a GA.
                          Thats right. P. Bishopric.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            Thats right. P. Bishopric.
                            Sunday School.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                              Two thoughts on that number:
                              1. Gingers REALLY stand out.
                              2. The idea to switch to the conductor cam with a conductor who is mouthing along was a bad one.
                              Agreed.

                              However, they really nailed that number. It was a beautiful arrangement and sounded great.
                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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