Sex and the Mormon Woman

[RC Vikings]

Why are you always just like my mother? She's never satisified

This discussion just got really weird.

[Coach McGuirk]

Every guy I've ever known who has a huge dick DIDN'T talk about it.

If they didn't talk about it......?

[Viking]

Was that intimidating? I am usually as self confident (read-egotistical) as they come. However, if I was still struggling with the owner's manual and my wife had already seen a professional IKEA assembler at work it might be a little hard to handle. Anytime I failed to fully satisfy her needs, it would be hard not to imagine her visualizing "all the pictures of the jockeys that were there before me"

More disappointing than anything else. I had a great time in HS with all sorts of debauchery involved yet managed to generally keep my pants on...why couldn't she? Plus, when I found out she took it up the ass from her long time boyfriend when she was 16, I threw up a little in my mouth. No doubt, it had an impact on our failed marriage. Whether that was my fault (insecurity?) or hers is up for debate.

[Babs]

come on, guys. this is a religion forum. try to keep it decent?

[TripletDaddy]

Regardless of what an individual's primary or secondary drive is, we each have responsibility for our own health and self-awareness, whether that be physical, or psychological, or sexual. There's no doubt that sexual inexperience and underinformedness can and do lead to sexual dysfunction. But to suggest that the man has the primary responsibility for the couple's health is absurd, outdated and, frankly, rather offensive.

Gloria Steinem would be proud of you.

[Viking]

I can tell you that the third child is an effective form of birth control on many levels.

Too tired, scared to have another one, frazzled nerves from the other three.



Wisdom & Experience here.



You're doin' it wrong.



In a row? (ripoff from Clerks)



Oh, good grief. I feel like I'm watching LA Ink reading this post.....lots of stupid....too much bragging, and tons of eyerolling. Every guy I've ever known who has a huge dick DIDN'T talk about it. In fact, they were universally embarassed about being joshed about it. If you have a huge dick; big on ya! But, that sword only has one sheath, so what's your point.

You are definitely right about the teasing aspect.

[Art Vandelay]

If they didn't talk about it......?

Well done sir. Since I refuse to use the acronym for laughing out loud, I will say that made be blow a snot bubble from the unexpected chuckle

come on, guys. this is a religion forum. try to keep it decent?

I was not expecting the play by play, I was genuinely curious of what it is like emotionally to be with someone who has been intimate with someone else than yourself (thankfully I have no experience). Viking answered my query in the first sentence.

More disappointing than anything else.

I take no credit or blame for the epilogue.

[All-American]

Well done sir. Since I refuse to use the acronym for laughing out loud, I will say that made be blow a snot bubble from the unexpected chuckle

BABS!

(blew a bubble o' snot)

[wuapinmon]

I don't want to ask what you're talking about, but what are you talking about?

I am a cunning linguist, so I know exactly what he's talking about.

[Babs]

BABS!

(blew a bubble o' snot)

did not!!

[byu71]

I wish my memory was good enough to add something to this thread. Dreams don't count do they?

[Babs]

Dreams don't count do they?

It depends. We have two rules...

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

This thread was really disappointing. Not even waup could save a thread about sex. Maybe CUF's best days are behind us.

[Babs]

This thread was really disappointing. Not even waup could save a thread about sex. Maybe CUF's best days are behind us.

lol. Talk about a flash in the pan.

It seems like the last three weeks before football season are always like pulling teeth.

[RC Vikings]

This thread was really disappointing. Not even waup could save a thread about sex. Maybe CUF's best days are behind us.

These threads and the cycling forum is where we need Archaea again.