Sex and the Mormon Woman

[SeattleUte]

This thread was really disappointing. Not even waup could save a thread about sex. Maybe CUF's best days are behind us.

You should have anticipated all this unfolding as it did. An intelligent fellow from CB comes to check out this place that is 99% males and mostly LDS, announces his insecurity, and receives some replies predictably talking about the emperors here having no clothes. Isn't a trolling thread about sex and "frigid" LDS women and an empirical study (no less) the obvious next step? Not interesting.

[Babs]

You should have anticipated all this unfolding as it did. An intelligent fellow from CB comes to check out this place that is 99% males and mostly LDS, announces his insecurity, and receives some replies predictably talking about the emperors here having no clothes. Isn't a trolling thread about sex and "frigid" LDS women and an empirical study (no less) the obvious next step? Not interesting.

I can't tell if you're picking on us or him. Can you let me know so I know whether to be offended?

[SeattleUte]

I can't tell if you're picking on us or him. Can you let me know so I know whether to be offended?

I'm saying it was an artless troll. I guess I'm picking on him (for lack of artistry and especially for lacking originality; we've had better sex threads) and all those who took it seriously.

[All-American]

I'm saying it was an artless troll. I guess I'm picking on him (for lack of artistry and especially for lacking originality; we've had better sex threads) and all those who took it seriously.

BABS!

[Non Sequitur]

I can't speak for married Mormon women, but I can tell you that single Mormon women are some of the randiest creatures on earth. They're ready to go at the drop of a hat, and they have a genuine enthusiasm for it. Non-Mormon women are somewhat blase when it comes to sex. It's always there, no big deal. For Mormon women, though, it's a big deal. Their salvation is on the line. I think they believe that if they're going to be damned anyway for having sex, they might as well make the most of it. Enthusiasm is always appreciated.

[Babs]

BABS!

For once, I'm speechless.

[MarkGrace]

I am a cunning linguist, so I know exactly what he's talking about.

This is what I thought he was talking about, until he said it was something LDS couples don't do. At that point I couldn't figure out what the hell he was talking about. Doesn't everyone know that oral is moral from the time they step foot on campus at BYU?

[All-American]

For once, I'm speechless.

Huh? I'm not talking about you. I just Blew A Bubble o' Snot.

[SoonerCoug]

Huh? I'm not talking about you. I just Blew A Bubble o' Snot.

Was that an attempt at flirtation, AA?