Sex and the Mormon Woman

[Viking]

My first wife was extremely experienced. I, despite my wayward WoW issues as a youth, had zero experience other than an occasionally wandering hand. That was a hard situation.

My second wife enjoys the hard situation much more.

[SoonerCoug]

My first wife was extremely experienced. I, despite my wayward WoW issues as a youth, had zero experience other than an occasionally wandering hand. That was a hard situation.

My second wife enjoys the hard situation much more.

My first wife had only ever done it with a girl.

[Viking]

My first wife had only ever done it with a girl.

Sweet!

[Babs]

My first wife had only ever done it with a girl.

Isn't that pretty much still the case for her?

[SoonerCoug]

Isn't that pretty much still the case for her?

I don't think she has done it with any other women, although she did move to the lesbian capital of America after we got divorced. She is married and has a baby now, but I suppose it could have been a test tube baby.

[UtahDan]

If this thread doesn't bring Archaea out of lurking, nothing will.

[wuapinmon]

Isn't that pretty much still the case for her?

[UtahDan]

My last girlfriend is 27, raised LDS, and has had sex with over 100 men. Most of those men also have a similar high number. I hope this has been profound and helps your friend's paper.

There was a man in my ward growing up who told his sons that they should find a prostitute and convert her to the church. No joke.

[Art Vandelay]

My first wife was extremely experienced. .

Was that intimidating? I am usually as self confident (read-egotistical) as they come. However, if I was still struggling with the owner's manual and my wife had already seen a professional IKEA assembler at work it might be a little hard to handle. Anytime I failed to fully satisfy her needs, it would be hard not to imagine her visualizing "all the pictures of the jockeys that were there before me"

[Babs]

Anytime I failed to fully satisfy her needs, it would be hard not to imagine her visualizing "all the pictures of the jockeys that were there before me"

Would you wonder if you had enough class?

[Art Vandelay]

Would you wonder if you had enough class?

No because I always have enough gas.....ummm.....wait...... that doesn't sound so good.

Why are you always just like my mother? She's never satisified

[wuapinmon]

No because I always have enough gas.....ummm.....wait...... that doesn't sound so good.

Why are you always just like my mother? She's never satisified

In this life, you're on your own.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

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Oh, good grief. I feel like I'm watching LA Ink reading this post.....lots of stupid....too much bragging, and tons of eyerolling. Every guy I've ever known who has a huge dick DIDN'T talk about it. In fact, they were universally embarassed about being joshed about it. If you have a huge dick; big on ya! But, that sword only has one sheath, so what's your point.

Wuap, you're reading too much into my statement. I never said anything about myself.

My point is that the whole "size doesn't matter" mantra isn't true. It really matters in the situation where evangelical/mormon-ish type couples don't...um...do certain things to make sure the woman is satisfied.

[MarkGrace]

Wuap, you're reading too much into my statement. I never said anything about myself.

My point is that the whole "size doesn't matter" mantra isn't true. It really matters in the situation where evangelical/mormon-ish type couples don't...um...do certain things to make sure the woman is satisfied.

I don't want to ask what you're talking about, but what are you talking about?

[Babs]

What ever happened to the bedroom forum?