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  • These analogies are great keep 'em coming.

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    • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
      Here is a simpler analogy:

      November 2015:
      Prophet: It is God's will that I stab you with this knife
      <stabs person with knife>
      April 2019
      Prophet: God rescinds his policy that I should stab you with this knife
      Stabbed person: That is great that you rescinded the stabbing me with a knife policy, but I had medical bills and still have complications from the stabbing. An apology would be nice
      Prophet: It was God's will, we don't apologize for God's will.

      The damage done by the policy, and the damage was significant, does not just go away by getting rid of the policy. If you want any measure of healing to those damaged, an apology is necessary.
      I'm not doctor, but I would think healing from a stab wound is more involved than receiving an apology. In fact, an apology seems pretty low on the list of what's needed to heal a stab wound.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
        I'm not doctor, but I would think healing from a stab wound is more involved than receiving an apology. In fact, an apology seems pretty low on the list of what's needed to heal a stab wound.
        Yet you would be surprised how many people try
        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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        • Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
          Interesting that you're using the term "we" and "our" today when referring to the Church, when yesterday you didn't believe a word of it.

          I'm guessing that the Lord will not change His mind on "lawfully wedded" spouses of either gender. It's likely you haven't heard the latest verbiage of the sealing ordinance.
          It's my tribe. And, I'll bet you a shiny penny I'm right some day. Also, if you're going to throw rocks at me, cuidado pierde.
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
            I'm not doctor, but I would think healing from a stab wound is more involved than receiving an apology. In fact, an apology seems pretty low on the list of what's needed to heal a stab wound.
            Agreed. That is why the stabbed person has medical bills he/she needs to pay.
            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
            --Kendrick Lamar

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            • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
              Agreed. That is why the stabbed person has medical bills he/she needs to pay.
              And an apology is necessary for the stab wound to achieve any measure of healing?

              Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser
              If you want any measure of healing to those damaged, an apology is necessary.
              Without an apology, will the wound continue to bleed? Become infected? Lead to amputation? How much can a stab wound heal without getting an apology from the perpetrator?
              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
              - Goatnapper'96

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              • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                And an apology is necessary for the stab wound to achieve any measure of healing?



                Without an apology, will the wound continue to bleed? Become infected? Lead to amputation? How much can a stab wound heal without getting an apology from the perpetrator?
                The pscyhe needs to heal after an attack, I think is where this is headed.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • Originally posted by ScoopJahoop View Post
                  Thanks! I’m not sure it was my best work.
                  Seeing as how it was your first post, I'd say by definition it was your best work. Certainly your body of work since then (i.e., your second post) hasn't surpassed it.
                  τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                  • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                    Seeing as how it was your first post, I'd say by definition it was your best work. Certainly your body of work since then (i.e., your second post) hasn't surpassed it.
                    Disagree. The second was better than the first. It was certainly more clever.

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                    • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                      The pscyhe needs to heal after an attack, I think is where this is headed.
                      I will admit it is an imperfect analogy. The stab wound will heal without the apology. Now if you want healing of the relationship between the stabber and the stabbed, that will require the apology.
                      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                      --Kendrick Lamar

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                      • Church History is rife with incidents of doctrine trumping and then wreaking havoc on social cohesion. WoW, Polygamy, etc created a barrier between Mormons and their neighbors or their apostates. Maybe we'll one day have a new section in the D&C to wit: "And it must needs be that I show them, for a time, the importance of love over doctrine."

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                        • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                          Church History is rife with incidents of doctrine trumping and then wreaking havoc on social cohesion. WoW, Polygamy, etc created a barrier between Mormons and their neighbors or their apostates. Maybe we'll one day have a new section in the D&C to wit: "And it must needs be that I show them, for a time, the importance of love over doctrine."
                          OG troll.
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                            Seeing as how it was your first post, I'd say by definition it was your best work. Certainly your body of work since then (i.e., your second post) hasn't surpassed it.
                            I expect better from him/her in the future.

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                            • Originally posted by ScoopJahoop View Post
                              Thanks! I’m not sure it was my best work.
                              Well... at least here it was your "only work" so dimensionaly it was a home run.

                              I'm kind of disappointed in AA not giving us the heads up on this one.

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                              • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                                It’s amazing, truly.

                                Hopefully we have now exhausted the possible ways of losing this game and now have no other option but to kick your lily butts.
                                Not in the present dimension!

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