LDS General Conference, October 2017
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Ballard takes a swing at essential oils.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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and Pure Romance no doubt.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostBallard takes a swing at essential oils.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Callister taking a swing at non-historical believers in the Book of Mormon.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Originally posted by ByronMarchant View PostEverything happens for a reason.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Nationalism and Racism were losers in this conference. That was nice to see. I'm sure purposeful wife is disappointed.
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A few years back, I had to miss all of conference for work reasons. After, I realized that I didn't have my semi-annual "WTF am I doing in this church?" moment, and I was overall a much better Mormon to be around. Although I'll admit I've listened to a few sessions since, I can honestly say that not tuning in keeps my testimony from disintegrating semi-annually. Sounds like missing Callister's talk was a good thing.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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Faith is the greatest of all of Christ's miracles!Originally posted by ByronMarchant View PostEverything happens for a reason.Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
-General George S. Patton
I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
-DOCTOR Wuap
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