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  • DrumNFeather
    Invisible Swordsman
    • Nov 2008
    • 8854

    #1

    LDS General Conference, October 2017

    No Elder Hales this weekend:

    "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
  • DrumNFeather
    Invisible Swordsman
    • Nov 2008
    • 8854

    #2
    And then there's this....

    [youtube]n3sAJY7VVFY[/youtube]
    "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 37899

      #3
      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
      And then there's this....

      [youtube]n3sAJY7VVFY[/youtube]
      Ha. I like the "8-10 Hours of Revelation". Got to CYA on what is actually the word of the Lord.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • hostile
        lollygagger
        • Dec 2009
        • 5736

        #4
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Ha. I like the "8-10 Hours of Revelation". Got to CYA on what is actually the word of the Lord.
        Have to exclude MoTab and female speakers.
        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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        • Moliere
          One man.....one pie
          • Oct 2009
          • 27820

          #5
          Originally posted by falafel View Post
          Ha. I like the "8-10 Hours of Revelation". Got to CYA on what is actually the word of the Lord.
          Maybe it's hedging against priesthood sesh getting out early again for the 3-4th time in a row. Gotta admit that while it's sad to see TSM's failing health, the longer he holds on the more short priesthood sessions we'll have :clap:


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          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • Lost Student
            BAND!
            • Nov 2008
            • 4324

            #6
            Fake news thread title. Most of conference is in Sept.
            "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
            "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
            This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
            "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
            "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #7
              Any exMo surprises being prophesied this weekend?
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • DrumNFeather
                Invisible Swordsman
                • Nov 2008
                • 8854

                #8
                Not that this will surprise anyone, but President Monson will also not attend.

                "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                • MartyFunkhouser
                  Disciple of RNGesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 18720

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                  Maybe it's hedging against priesthood sesh getting out early again for the 3-4th time in a row. Gotta admit that while it's sad to see TSM's failing health, the longer he holds on the more short priesthood sessions we'll have :clap:


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                  I recently purchased a pewter vintage flask. If that session reaches the 95 minute mark, I'm going to the restroom and taking a shot.
                  As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                  --Kendrick Lamar

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                    I recently purchased a pewter vintage flask. If that session reaches the 95 minute mark, I'm going to the restroom and taking a shot.
                    Fireball will burn going down inside a church building!
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • old_gregg
                      scaly man fish
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 16915

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                      I recently purchased a pewter vintage flask. If that session reaches the 95 minute mark, I'm going to the restroom and taking a shot.
                      did you buy it from kohl's? like where they have fedoras and those tshirts with funny sayings?
                      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                      • Color Me Badd Fan
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 12519

                        #12
                        Instead of Pres. Monson moving his ears, they should put in the first 40 seconds of this talk:

                        Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                        • Eddie
                          Senior Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 8098

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                          I recently purchased a pewter vintage flask. If that session reaches the 95 minute mark, I'm going to the restroom and taking a shot.
                          I have a friend who used to take a flask to seminary in high school. He wasn't quite as subtle as you when drinking from it.

                          He liked to take his 7-Eleven coffee to seminary too.

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                          • All-American
                            Right, as Usual
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 15643

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                            Not that this will surprise anyone, but President Monson will also not attend.

                            https://www.deseretnews.com/article/...-confirms.html
                            Yikes. That's two of our starters out. Hope our backups are ready.
                            τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                            • Copelius
                              Maker of eyeballs
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 4037

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hostile View Post
                              Have to exclude MoTab and female speakers.
                              Hey now, why can't we be part of the revelation?

                              10/18 arranged by Mack this weekend. I count MSW music as well. One of my favorite pieces for the weekend is the Crawford Gates song we are singing during MSW. 7/12 for just the sessions. Ryan with a new arrangement on Saturday morning that is really nice. I think he has a couple others as well. There is also a Sally DeFord piece.
                              “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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