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He told Joseph Smith they were all an abomination.
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Ah, yes, the old Salt Lake City-centric chauvenism. A force to be reckoned with in the fight for tolerance. Just kidding. I thought South Park's parody "The Correct Answer: The Mormons" was an apt response.Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostSince the LDS church is God's church, that means that God is LDS. If that chaps your hide, then that's a bonus.When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostSince the LDS church is God's church, that means that God is LDS. If that chaps your hide, then that's a bonus.Must be late. Seems like everyone is just tossing mud.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostAh, yes, the old Salt Lake City-centric chauvenism. A force to be reckoned with in the fight for tolerance. Just kidding. I thought South Park's parody "The Correct Answer: The Mormons" was an apt response."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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You don't remember teaching that in Ecuador the two years you spent there?Originally posted by SeattleUte View Posttroll"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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God is the ultimate trollOriginally posted by Indy Coug View PostGod is a troll?"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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You can say that again. He fooled Joseph Smith into thinking he was translating a document written by Abraham that was actually created 1500 years after Abraham's supposed lifetime, so that he could test that all important attribute indispensable to salvation--a capacity for unquestioning belief in absurdities (Indy has it down pat, doesn't he). The ultimate troll.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostGod is the ultimate trollWhen a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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Does God allow messageboard posting between kingdoms in the hereafter?Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostYou can say that again. He fooled Joseph Smith into thinking he was translating a document written by Abraham that was actually created 1500 years after Abraham's supposed lifetime, so that he could test that all important attribute indispensable to salvation--a capacity for unquestioning belief in absurdities (Indy has it down pat, doesn't he). The ultimate troll.
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Sincerely stating that maybe you shouldn't be making assumptions about which kingdom you'll be posting from just now. I'm not completely sure that God would agree with your assessments... tolerance is a Christlike attribute.Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostDoes God allow messageboard posting between kingdoms in the hereafter?
Maybe I'm confused... are you making your arguments to DEFEND God and His church and do you therefore assume that He condones your behaviors????????
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Oh, I'm not picking out my plot of land.Originally posted by RoseBud View PostSincerely stating that maybe you shouldn't be making assumptions about which kingdom you'll be posting from just now. I'm not completely sure that God would agree with your assessments... tolerance is a Christlike attribute.
You are confused. I'm busting SU's chops simply for the joy of doing so rather than making any persuasive argument(s) that accurately reflect my sentiments.Maybe I'm confused... are you making your arguments to DEFEND God and His church and do you therefore assume that He condones your behaviors????????
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It's embarrassing to watch easily Indy can play you two.Originally posted by RobinFinderson View PostMan, does God ever need a PR guy."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Why does God need a PR guy? Because mankind are such pussies they can't handle the truth? God doesn't mince words. If you don't like it or find yourself on the outside looking in, shape up or ship out.Originally posted by RobinFinderson View PostMan, does God ever need a PR guy.
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If you are shipping out, do you still get the "nice package of parting gifts?"Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostWhy does God need a PR guy? Because mankind are such pussies they can't handle the truth? God doesn't mince words. If you don't like it or find yourself on the outside looking in, shape up or ship out."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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