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  • #31
    From the CHoI:
    21.1.40 Symposia and Similar Gatherings


    The Church warns its members against symposia and similar gatherings that include presentations that (1)*disparage, ridicule, make light of, or are otherwise inappropriate in their treatment of sacred matters or (2)*could injure the Church, detract from its mission, or jeopardize its members’ well-being. Members should not allow their position or standing in the Church to be used to promote or imply endorsement of such gatherings.
    I want their recommends turned in!!!
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • #32
      Steven Smoot looks an awful lot like Orrin Hatch. And David Allan looks like he/she hasn't quite yet completed the transgender process.
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • #33
        A "Veterinarian Clinical Herbalist"! I love it.

        The only thing that cracks me up more than chiropractors, acupuncturists, herbalists, naturopaths, etc. are the veterinarian versions of those professions.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
          A "Veterinarian Clinical Herbalist"! I love it.

          The only thing that cracks me up more than chiropractors, acupuncturists, herbalists, naturopaths, etc. are the veterinarian versions of those professions.
          To be fair, I think there is a comma after "veterinarian".

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          • #35
            Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
            To be fair, I think there is a comma after "veterinarian".
            Aww man you ruined it for me. Not nearly as funny with the comma.

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            • #36
              I'm excited for when David Lindsley unveils his new masterpiece.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Dang it! I have already missed the first day. This looks really, really good.

                What's a joy coach?

                Also, poor Br. Littlebear. His resume was so thin it had to be beefed up with "LDS Member."

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                • #38
                  I want to be a speaker next year.

                  "Worlds Without End" - Solving the conundrum of Jesus Christ's Atonement through Multiple Dimension Theory.
                  - From CourgarStadium.com fame - Clackamascoug "See Him Live!"
                  Last edited by clackamascoug; 04-09-2015, 07:14 PM.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                    I want to be a speaker next year.

                    "Worlds Without End" - Solving the conundrum of Jesus Christ's Atonement through Multiple Dimension Theory.
                    - From CourgarStadium.com fame - Clackamascoug "See Him Live!"
                    I don't know... How many books have you read?
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #40
                      I had never heard of a Master Rapid Eye Technician until I read this thread. I pull up the Mighty Google for a bit of searching and find this kind of bunk:

                      Rapid Eye Technology (RET) is among the many new forms of energy medicine emerging into the mainstream to facilitate rapid healing. Learn how to release stressful emotional, mental and physical patterns using eye blinking, eye movement, stress reduction energy work, and special breathing techniques.

                      Rapid Eye has shown itself to be a powerful tool in accelerating development and personal growth. Identify and release stress factors in your life. Get relief from depression, anger, grief, anxiety, and fears as you address personal and family patterns of emotional hurt and self-defeating behaviors. RET works to release these limiting patterns and beliefs. Once free from limiting patterns and behaviors set up from the past, there is energy for creating a healthy, joyful future. Clients report they feel immediate benefits, experience wholeness and feel resolution in each session.
                      I can't decide which is stupider: essential oils or rapid eye technology

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                        I want to be a speaker next year.

                        "Worlds Without End" - Solving the conundrum of Jesus Christ's Atonement through Multiple Dimension Theory.
                        - From CourgarStadium.com fame - Clackamascoug "See Him Live!"
                        I am 100% serious when I say that you should try and get in,on this thing.
                        "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                        - Ty Cobb

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                          I want to be a speaker next year.

                          "Worlds Without End" - Solving the conundrum of Jesus Christ's Atonement through Multiple Dimension Theory.
                          - From CourgarStadium.com fame - Clackamascoug "See Him Live!"
                          You're a good sport Clack. I don't know if that 15 dollar entrance fee will cover your travel expenses, but I'm sure you'd find a receptive audience there.
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            Dang it! I have already missed the first day. This looks really, really good.
                            Fools mock, but they shall mourn.
                            You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                            Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                            Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                            You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              From the Jared Law bio:



                              Dozens of books, people. DOZENS!
                              GREAT FIND, JL.
                              You really should go wander through in the name of research. I'm tempted to drive up & visit myself.

                              We need someone to infiltrate these guys & do a presentation next year. C'mon - there's got to be someone out there with a Sociology degree who also espouses expertise in Kaballah Symbology found among the Mound Builders. Wait - they have one of those already.

                              ER Coug is pretty good with Essential Oils. Maybe that's our ticket.
                              "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                              -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                              • #45
                                So apparently there's not much of a vetting process for the presenters...

                                http://www.deseretnews.com/article/9...am.html?pg=all

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