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Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute
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she obviously didn't learn the lesson from Jonah, but then you have to actually read the scriptures to get that, something I doubt she does.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Just kill me and get it over with. I don't want to live through an apocalypse trading, ahem, favors, for food and bullets.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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So the peppers are planning on living inside whales now?Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostGet confident, stupid
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Not all of them. Just Flea.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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He'll have a hard time, though, because the whale will keep sneezing him out.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
Isn't tomorrow (9/23) the predicted date of calamity? I thought I saw that in this thread someplace."What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone
"What choice?" - Abe PetrovskyComment
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Yes, one of many predicted dates just this month. I think today is the day CERN is going to create a blackhole or something cool.Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
You need to get a frequent financial collapse survivor card... once you stamp eight dates you get the ninth free!
One more week and I get a free one!
"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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My MIL called Mrs SMR this morning at 6am to let us know that today the moon would be turning red and all the banks would close.Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
Okay, you have all been warned. I've done my part.I'm like LeBron James.
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Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
Great. So there's a brush fire somewhere within 100 miles after 6:00?
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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She's early. The blood moon isn't until Sept 28th. And the banks will close on Oct 12th (Columbus Day).Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostComment
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Ah. I'll be sure to let her know.Originally posted by chrisrenrut View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Smackdown! Ok, that's an overstatement, as this is pretty mild as far as rebukes go.
http://kutv.com/news/local/lds-churc...ent-apocalypse"The Church encourages our members to be spiritually and physically prepared for life's ups and downs. For many decades, Church leaders have counseled members that, where possible, they should gradually build a supply of food, water and financial resources to ensure they are self-reliant during disasters and the normal hardships that are part of life, including illness, injury or unemployment.
"This teaching to be self-reliant has been accompanied by the counsel of Church leaders to avoid being caught up in extreme efforts to anticipate catastrophic events.
"The writings and speculations of individual Church members, some of which have gained currency recently, should be considered as personal accounts or positions that do not reflect Church doctrine."
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Yeah, way too mild.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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The Associated Press gets in on this:
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/25c1727f0d974b31a99f79235b259a73/blood-moon-seen-sign-end-times-some-mormons"What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone
"What choice?" - Abe PetrovskyComment
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How many talks in GC this week will address the prepper movement in some way?Originally posted by Joe Public View PostComment
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I'd put the line at .5.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Postτὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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