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  • clackamascoug
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 9709

    #436
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    I feel like these people have been neglecting my ureter tube.
    I'm glad to see that you don't have any complaints on them neglecting your Anal area, or Sigmold Flexure.

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    • Dwight Schr-ute
      Members Only
      • May 2011
      • 4917

      #437
      Originally posted by falafel View Post
      I believe in reflexology to the extent that I like getting $39 75 minute massages by Chinese immigrants. Is there something more to it than that?
      This sounds like a better option than Massage Envy. Happy endings?
      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
        Time to camp
        • Nov 2008
        • 26082

        #438
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        I believe in reflexology to the extent that I like getting $39 75 minute massages by Chinese immigrants. Is there something more to it than that?
        How much do you have to pay when you flip over?
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 37897

          #439
          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          This sounds like a better option than Massage Envy. Happy endings?
          I always feel happy and refreshed when I leave, but not for that reason. I will admit to receiving a couple of drive-bys when they are working my upper quad muscle. I haven't complained yet.

          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
          How much do you have to pay when you flip over?
          I start on my back, so I flip over to lie on my stomach for the second half. Its the same price.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • Pelado
            Bald not naked
            • Sep 2010
            • 21097

            #440
            Originally posted by falafel View Post
            I feel like these people have been neglecting my ureter tube.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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            • Dwight Schr-ute
              Members Only
              • May 2011
              • 4917

              #441
              Tent City! Tent City! Tent City!

              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              I start on my back, so I flip over to lie on my stomach for the second half. Its the same price.
              I'm starting to understand your discontent with the happy ending.
              Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 09-28-2015, 08:09 PM.
              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • Katy Lied
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 9435

                #442
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                II will admit to receiving a couple of drive-bys when they are working my upper quad muscle.
                :tmi:

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37897

                  #443
                  Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                  :tmi:
                  Okay then I deny receiving drive-bys.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Crockett
                    Junior Member
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 850

                    #444
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    I always feel happy and refreshed when I leave, but not for that reason. I will admit to receiving a couple of drive-bys when they are working my upper quad muscle. I haven't complained yet.
                    .
                    Reminds me of this:

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                    • Uncle Ted
                      The Big 12 money shot.
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 28853

                      #445
                      There was a hidden message in general conference... just in case y'all missed it:

                      Did anyone notice that President Eyring didn't say we'll see you in 6 months at the next General conference, they normally do during their closing remarks.
                      Follow up comment...

                      And isn't the closing song usually "till we met again"? This time it was "love one another"
                      Something to #ponderize about.
                      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • LiveCoug
                        LA Ute loves me
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 18486

                        #446
                        Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                        There was a hidden message in general conference... just in case y'all missed it:



                        Follow up comment...



                        Something to #ponderize about.
                        Here is that whole enjoyable thread. Looks like we have less than 6 months, guys

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                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69521

                          #447
                          Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                          Here is that whole enjoyable thread. Looks like we have less than 6 months, guys

                          http://imgur.com/a/rnfGY
                          Wow. I have no words...
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • chrisrenrut
                            Strikes and Gutters
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 2266

                            #448
                            Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                            Here is that whole enjoyable thread. Looks like we have less than 6 months, guys

                            http://imgur.com/a/rnfGY
                            Surely I wouldn't happen before the Provo City Center Temple vacation, er, dedication in March. So that narrows the timeframe to two weeks.
                            Last edited by chrisrenrut; 10-07-2015, 08:07 AM.

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                            • wally
                              <><><><><><><><>
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 4137

                              #449
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Wow. I have no words...
                              Well, you know what they say about how instead of listening to what the brethern and sistern are saying, we should all try listening to what they AREN"T saying?

                              You know, you have to read BETWEEN the lines!

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                              • Shaka
                                Senior Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 10438

                                #450
                                WTF

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