My final testimony

[SoonerCoug]

Enough people have made it clear to me that I am no longer welcome in my current, most sincere form, so I have decided to leave the board permanently.

I wish you all well in your search for truth, wherever it may lead you. If you feel that you have already found all the truth you need, that's fine too.

Sincerely,
SoonerCoug

[TripletDaddy]

Later, bro.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Just as a reminder.

[Jeff Lebowski]

See you in a month or two. I look forward to welcoming back the provocative, yet friendly and considerate version of Sooner. I know he is still in there somewhere.

[Pheidippides]

They call this a YAGE, I believe.

[TripletDaddy]

They call this a YAGE, I believe.

lol. I love a good yage,

you can always tell a good yage when, like sooner is doing now, the Yager stays online hitting refresh to read the responses. Nothing says adios like looking over your shoulder to see if anyone is coming after you.

[clackamascoug]

Dude, you'll be back.

Like a dog to his vomit.

[woot]

For what it's worth, I wasn't questioning your sincerity. I hope you'll come back eventually.

[CardiacCoug]

Sooner I love you, Bro.

You obviously have more important things to do than waste time on this board so a break is probably a good idea. I'm not sure if you value CS or not but I really like this place and the people here. This place is a great source of entertainment and [mostly online] friendship for me. I've learned a lot here (and on CG) over the years.

On CS, as with real life relationships, it's more important to be kind than to be right. Sometimes you just have to let go of that desire to have people acknowledge that you are right -- it's a challenge for me too.

[The Fourth Nephite]

Sooner, don't be lame. Come back.

[Mormon Red Death]

Enough people have made it clear to me that I am no longer welcome in my current, most sincere form, so I have decided to leave the board permanently.

I wish you all well in your search for truth, wherever it may lead you. If you feel that you have already found all the truth you need, that's fine too.

Sincerely,
SoonerCoug

You could have at least signed off with:

I make an end of my writing upon these plates, which writing has been small; and to the reader I bid farewell, hoping that many of my brethren may read my words. Brethren, adieu.

[Solon]

You could have at least signed off with:

It always cracked me up that Moroni spoke French.

Crap, Sooner. Don't be so definitive. Just take a break for awhile.

I've never understood the Grande Finale Post.
When I decide to hang 'em up someday, it'll be like Will Hunting. I'll just be gone one day when DDD shows up to give me a lift to work. Then commando will hop into the front seat before they drive away.

[creekster]

It always cracked me up that Moroni spoke French.

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maybe he actually wrote an expression in Aramaic, or Persian or Babylonian (is that a thing?) and so to capture that flavor it translated into adieu. Did you think of that, smart guy?

[TripletDaddy]

It always cracked me up that Moroni spoke French.

Crap, Sooner. Don't be so definitive. Just take a break for awhile.

I've never understood the Grande Finale Post.
When I decide to hang 'em up someday, it'll be like Will Hunting. I'll just be gone one day when DDD shows up to give me a lift to work. Then commando will hop into the front seat before they drive away.

Pure fantasy. you get to be a genius with limitless potential and unbounded knowledge and you make me a subservient, inartful simpleton??

You're suspect!!

[SCcoug]

Take some time and make sure your dupe persona is believable.