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  • #1066
    http://www.gregtrimble.com/a-letter-...r-commercials/

    We don’t have TV in our home and so we’re able to shun a lot of the filth…but my wife took my kids to a restaurant with her sister and her kids last week and she related an experience she had with you. My kids are 8 and 6. One girl and one boy. The girl is 8 and she’s taking it all in. In the restaurant they ate at… a TV playing sports was visible from their table. Sports are awesome…and clean…and that is an obvious reason why the restaurant would have that on. It’s something that the whole family can watch. That restaurant would never dream of throwing in a porn flick for all of their customers to watch while they ate…especially with little kids around. But…you…you have found a way around that haven’t you! You figure…that if you can call it a “commercial” then it will get aired in between programs that are acceptable for everyone. You are knowingly sneaking porn into the minds of our children and desensitizing the whole family by calling it a “commercial” and having it only run for 30 seconds. It’s really not a commercial though. It’s a 30 second porn flick. I don’t know how you clear it through the networks. Maybe they’re at fault as well. All I know is that it sucks!
    I'll admit that I don't think I've seen a Carl's Jr. commercial in 5 or so years so I'm not familiar with them, but I'm pretty sure this blog post was a bit over the top.
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • #1067
      Originally posted by Moliere View Post
      http://www.gregtrimble.com/a-letter-...r-commercials/



      I'll admit that I don't think I've seen a Carl's Jr. commercial in 5 or so years so I'm not familiar with them, but I'm pretty sure this blog post was a bit over the top.
      It's a pretty hawtt!! commercial.

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      • #1068
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        It's a pretty hawtt!! commercial.

        Dude, NSFW!
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • #1069
          Originally posted by Moliere View Post
          http://www.gregtrimble.com/a-letter-...r-commercials/



          I'll admit that I don't think I've seen a Carl's Jr. commercial in 5 or so years so I'm not familiar with them, but I'm pretty sure this blog post was a bit over the top.
          I can't possibly see the commercial as porn. For me it is like looking at an awesome house on Pebble Beach and knowing I will never have it.

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          • #1070
            Definitely food porn.
            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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            • #1071
              Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
              Dude, NSFW!
              Moliere doesn't think so.

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              • #1072
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                Moliere doesn't think so.
                Moliere has a new job lined up. He's NSFW'ing and rubbing people's face in it for the next two weeks.

                I read Greg Timble's little life story and his coming to Jesus. Seems like he used to be a very normal human being. Sad.

                It just so happened (as my wife related it to me) that while all of the kids eyes were glued to their favorite sports team…out of the blue…comes your most recent commercial. Two women nigh unto naked falling over each other flaunting your most recent creation. I’ve got to give it to your marketing department though. They are smart. They found a way to get the most bang for your buck. They found a way to fringe on lesbianism and yet at the same time get men to think that two women is better than one. Just like your meats. Two meats is better than one right? Is that the message you’re trying to convey?
                I have to be honest with you. The only person to come away from that with "fringe on lesbianism" is probably someone that's watch a little too much porn. Just sayin'.
                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                • #1073
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  Moliere doesn't think so.
                  Moliere's just biding his time at his old job. He's probably watching the real thing.
                  "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                  "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                  - SeattleUte

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                  • #1074
                    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                    Dude, NSFW!
                    You couldn't tell what was coming from just looking at the opening screen?

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                    • #1075
                      Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                      I read Greg Timble's little life story and his coming to Jesus. Seems like he used to be a very normal human being. Sad.
                      I have to be honest with you. The only person to come away from that with "fringe on lesbianism" is probably someone that's watch a little too much porn. Just sayin'.
                      'Nigh unto naked'. I've got a new catchphrase for Mrs. NWC!
                      (Somehow I don't think 'fringe on lesbianism' will work on her...)
                      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                      - SeattleUte

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                      • #1076
                        Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                        You couldn't tell what was coming from just looking at the opening screen?
                        No, of course not. I did notice the lovely antler chandelier though
                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                        - SeattleUte

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                        • #1077
                          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                          Moliere doesn't think so.


                          There's definitely a line between NSFW and p0rn and that video is NSFW.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #1078
                            http://ldsliving.com/story/76718-7-m...uld-know-about

                            Pinterest?
                            Instagram?
                            Clash of Clans?

                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • #1079
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              http://ldsliving.com/story/76718-7-m...uld-know-about

                              Pinterest?
                              Instagram?
                              Clash of Clans?

                              No mention of Google Maps?! Someone's got their head in the sand!
                              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • #1080
                                Punography assemblies coming to a school near you. (If you live in the Salt Lake area.) "Fight the new drug!"

                                http://www.ksl.com/?sid=31690545&nid...=latest_videos
                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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