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  • originalsocal
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 1632

    #4066
    Originally posted by Copelius View Post
    Must have been a later verse. The first verse was

    I'm a Mormon, yes I am
    so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
    Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
    Trust in my word, you'll quickly observe, I'm diff'rent as can be.

    also

    Hey everybody it's family night, you better take the phone off the hook (what an odd concept nowadays)
    Hey everybody it's family night, I've already got the family night book.
    (That's all on that one)

    finally

    And when I'm even taller and I earn a whole dollar
    You can bet I'll know what to do
    I'll give back the dime that wasn't mine
    Then I'll be faithful and true
    It'll help righteous people build a church with a steeple
    Framed and mortered by Lamanitiesh people.
    (Forgot the last line)

    We spun the heck out of that LP at my house. Almost as much as Elvis.
    That's my guess.

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    • Northwestcoug
      Cocked and Loaded
      • May 2011
      • 17908

      #4067
      I clearly remember ‘I’m a Mormon’, words and music. I’m sure I’ve hear the others, but there’s no memory of it.
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69452

        #4068
        Never heard of any of this stuff.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • Omaha 680
          Senior Member
          • Jul 2011
          • 11167

          #4069
          Originally posted by mtnbiker View Post
          We had those cassettes for the kids, too. I remember a little of the one about memorizing their phone number and also to look for a grandma or mother with children if you get lost.
          That was The Safety Kids

          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Never heard of any of this stuff.
          There was a very discrete window in which this stuff was produced and popular. 10-15 years tops. Be grateful you missed it.

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          • smokymountainrain
            Impressive Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 22593

            #4070
            Wow. Learning these songs existed makes me grateful my parents were lukewarm Mormons.


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            I'm like LeBron James.
            -mpfunk

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            • PaloAltoCougar
              Semper infra dignitatem
              • Nov 2008
              • 16912

              #4071
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Never heard of any of this stuff.
              Ditto

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              • Bo Diddley
                Senior
                • Jul 2012
                • 18691

                #4072
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Never heard of any of this stuff.
                Me neither, which is weird. I remember my family went to a Lynn Bryson fireside/concert without me (my choice). They came back with a tape or two of his music. It was bad bad bad. But my younger brothers and sisters would listen to it. My parents probably wished I had come because of the rock music i loved.

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                • Donuthole
                  Official Outgayer
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 25227

                  #4073
                  Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                  The following is all from memory. We used to listen to the tape in the car on road trips when I was a kid:

                  I'm a Mormon, yes I am
                  so if you want to study a Mormon I'm a living specimen
                  Maybe you think I'm just like everybody else you see
                  but I know the rules, the dos and the don'ts, for happy happy living
                  I learn to say, I will and I won't, I try to be forgiving

                  Maybe you'ld like me to tell you about
                  the things that I know are true?
                  Then you can be a Mormon too!

                  I'm a Mormon through and through
                  so you can follow my example in the things I say and do

                  ... (can't remember the rest of the words)

                  -----------------

                  Got a Dime in my Pocket
                  I can feel when I walk it
                  kind rolls and bounces around.

                  Earned it working for
                  the man next door
                  and now I'm going to town

                  Gotta do some arithmetic
                  and I've got to do it quick
                  before I can use it, my friend

                  Take ten percent for tithing first
                  that leaves nine whole pennies to spend!

                  Ten percent for tithing first
                  that leaves nine whole pennies to spend, to spend,
                  yes nine whole pennies to spend!

                  -----------------

                  The "When I grow up I want to be a Mother" also had similar lines about being a father and holding the Priesthood, but I don't remember the words. You can find recordings of it on youtube.

                  -----------------

                  My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                  and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                  He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                  yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                  He can throw a ball so high
                  you think it's gonna break the sky
                  He knows the name of every kind of jet! Vroom!

                  He can add up any sum
                  He always has money for bubblegum
                  I haven't figured how he does yet it

                  But

                  My Dad's the nicest dad and My Dad's the kindest dad
                  and my dad's the greatest dad of any dad around
                  He can do anything thing he'll fix your bike he'll fly a kite
                  yes, my Dad, my Dad's, the greatest dad in town

                  --------

                  That's all I got
                  Impressive. I can’t believe we forgot:

                  Hey aaaaay
                  Won’t somebody come and
                  Pla aaaaay with me.

                  Done all my work and
                  I’ve got a little time to spend
                  If I could find a friend.


                  I actually remember listening to that song in our car with my mom, dad, and sister as we drove to Colorado. My dad used the song to teach me what harmony is.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • USUC
                    Chronic Poseur
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 8775

                    #4074
                    What era were these tapes made and popular? I was born in 77. Was this not during my childhood or did my parents do a great job of shielding me from contrived cheesiness? My mom refused a copy of Saturday's Warrior from my grandma so maybe I was just blessed.

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                    • Omaha 680
                      Senior Member
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 11167

                      #4075
                      Originally posted by USUC View Post
                      What era were these tapes made and popular? I was born in 77. Was this not during my childhood or did my parents do a great job of shielding me from contrived cheesiness? My mom refused a copy of Saturday's Warrior from my grandma so maybe I was just blessed.
                      You're right in the sweet spot so you were well protected. I was also born in 77. I don't recognize all these songs (i don't remember the one KK sang in primary for example) but some of them are seared into my brain.

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                      • Paperback Writer
                        Signature won a Pulitzer
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 5211

                        #4076
                        Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                        You're right in the sweet spot so you were well protected. I was also born in 77. I don't recognize all these songs (i don't remember the one KK sang in primary for example) but some of them are seared into my brain.
                        Interesting in that I haven't heard of any of this music while growing up earlier in the same area (I was in Jr High in 1977). Only comparable music I remember from my childhood is the 3 D's singing Give Said the Little Stream.
                        “Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
                        "All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel

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                        • Eddie
                          Senior Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 8098

                          #4077
                          My younger sister, born in '76, had a bunch of those brite music ones. There were some that were just songs, and then I seem to remember some that were stories with songs mixed in.

                          The one that easily comes to mind for me is the "I'm a VIP in my Family" song.

                          I'm a VIP
                          In my Family
                          I'm a VIP you see

                          I'm a VIP
                          In my Family
                          A very important person, that's me

                          A very important person
                          A very important person
                          A very important person
                          That's me.

                          I also remember one - a duet - about honesty.

                          Who broke my window?

                          Telling the truth isn't going to be easy....

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                          • Moliere
                            One man.....one pie
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 27790

                            #4078
                            I've never heard of any of these, which is odd since I can still remember the lyrics to most Saturday's Warrior and My Turn on Earth songs. I guess my parents were weird, but not THAT weird.
                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25227

                              #4079
                              Quick Janeen Brady Primer:

                              We had pretty much all of the Janeen Brady stuff. There were a couple different sides to her materials, though it was all sold at Desert Book type places. (I know my mom was an avid Jorgensen’s Book Store shopper. Anyone with deep ties to Weber or Davis Counties knows Jorgensen’s was the hot spot for LDS literature.)

                              Her LDS Specific stuff was very on the nose (I’m a Mormon!) and while that is what got her foot in the door, that’s not where she made hay.

                              Her other stuff was where she made it. This stuff was very in line with LDS teachings, but was vague enough that it caught on with lots of Christians.

                              This stuff includes the Safety Kids stuff, (teaching kids about drugs and sexual predators) and the Standin’ Tall stuff, teaching kids about general moral principles like Honesty, Work, Cleanliness, Dependability, etc. I think there were 12 or 13 books, all with a story and 2-3 songs in each one. The accompanying cassette had voice actors to tell the story and sing the songs. This book and tape combo was our primary entertainment as we traveled when I was a kid.

                              I can still sing parts of many of the songs years later.

                              Bonus: The song “Who Broke My Window” was from the book Honesty. That song became especially popular because it got made into an ad for the LDS church:

                              Do you recognize any of the actors?


                              Last edited by Donuthole; 05-08-2020, 11:58 AM.
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • USUC
                                Chronic Poseur
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 8775

                                #4080
                                Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                                You're right in the sweet spot so you were well protected. I was also born in 77. I don't recognize all these songs (i don't remember the one KK sang in primary for example) but some of them are seared into my brain.
                                Blessed be my parents. But I don't even remember this being a thing among my LDS friends. I grew up in a mostly rural area, so maybe that has something to do with it as well.

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