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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25230

    #3226
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • MartyFunkhouser
      Disciple of RNGesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 18713

      #3227
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      Fair Point. IBM's public prominence has slipped a lot the last few years.
      That would be a reason to equate the brands for sure.
      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
      --Kendrick Lamar

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      • LVAllen
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2013
        • 3226

        #3228
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Did I miss where an article said these nurses were MotC? (I've decided Motsy is an acceptable nickname).

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25230

          #3229
          Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
          Did I miss where an article said these nurses were MotC? (I've decided Motsy is an acceptable nickname).
          Mesa, AZ, bro. Do you really need an article?
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • The_Tick
            Made something of myself
            • Nov 2008
            • 7260

            #3230
            Well this made Church interesting today. We had a member of the ward...a former 70/Bishop/HPGL stop and correct anyone in Gospel Doctrine or in EQ that used the phrase "Mormon". It was super annoying.

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69459

              #3231
              Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
              Well this made Church interesting today. We had a member of the ward...a former 70/Bishop/HPGL stop and correct anyone in Gospel Doctrine or in EQ that used the phrase "Mormon". It was super annoying.
              That’s funny.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Clark Addison
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 10289

                #3232
                Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                Well this made Church interesting today. We had a member of the ward...a former 70/Bishop/HPGL stop and correct anyone in Gospel Doctrine or in EQ that used the phrase "Mormon". It was super annoying.
                I am totally going to do that next time I work up the motivation to go to Priesthood.

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                • myboynoah
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 21719

                  #3233
                  Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                  Well this made Church interesting today. We had a member of the ward...a former 70/Bishop/HPGL stop and correct anyone in Gospel Doctrine or in EQ that used the phrase "Mormon". It was super annoying.
                  Is the same guy that still wanted home teaching reports? That was one of the best stories on this board.
                  Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                  For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                  Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                  • The_Tick
                    Made something of myself
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 7260

                    #3234
                    Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                    Is the same guy that still wanted home teaching reports? That was one of the best stories on this board.
                    Different dude, but definitely cut from the same cloth. For sure.

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                    • swampfrog
                      Social Distance Warrior
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 2267

                      #3235
                      Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                      I've already started. I tell people I'm in the choir. When they ask which one, I say the one downtown. Never have to say M*****.
                      Looked but didn't see this one here, found online, can't take credit, and sorry if someone else posted it and I missed it:

                      "The Artists Formerly Known as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir", however someone creative can take over the development of the corresponding symbol.

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                      • Northwestcoug
                        Cocked and Loaded
                        • May 2011
                        • 17918

                        #3236
                        Not me, though I wish I had his hair:



                        He's kind of full of himself. I mean, pathologists are pretty awesome, but humility is a big part of our awesomeness.
                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                        - SeattleUte

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                        • chrisrenrut
                          Strikes and Gutters
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 2259

                          #3237
                          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                          Not me, though I wish I had his hair:



                          He's kind of full of himself. I mean, pathologists are pretty awesome, but humility is a big part of our awesomeness.
                          Great quote: “Watching Mormons is like watching a beer commercial without the beer.”

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                          • clackamascoug
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 9709

                            #3238
                            Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                            Not me, though I wish I had his hair:



                            He's kind of full of himself. I mean, pathologists are pretty awesome, but humility is a big part of our awesomeness.
                            He had a good run... it's too bad he can't be a Mormon anymore.
                            Last edited by clackamascoug; 09-04-2018, 08:58 AM.

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                            • LVAllen
                              Senior Member
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 3226

                              #3239
                              Fast & Cryastory being used as a press conference:

                              The woman who alleges the former president of the Missionary Training Center raped her in 1984 brought her battle to an LDS ward in Arizona on Sunday, and a video of her repeating her accusations there has been posted on YouTube.

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                              • MartyFunkhouser
                                Disciple of RNGesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 18713

                                #3240
                                Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                                Fast & Cryastory being used as a press conference:

                                https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/09/...accused-former
                                That former member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints did not help herself with that video.
                                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                --Kendrick Lamar

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