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No doubt you tried, but it came out esg.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Not even on pleadings. Not even in Nevada, where I am licensed.Originally posted by falafel View Postinteresting. Even on pleadings/filings? Is that the norm in your area?
In NV, virtually everyone uses Esq. Lots of P.I. attorneys have taken to announcing themselves as "Attorney Jacob Smith," for example.PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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Originally posted by creekster View PostNot even on pleadings. Not even in Nevada, where I am licensed.
Looking for local counsel?
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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creekster IS local counsel. He just isn't local.Originally posted by falafel View Post
Looking for local counsel?
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I used Esq. on an application for something once. Does that count?Originally posted by creekster View PostNot even on pleadings. Not even in Nevada, where I am licensed.
I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
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You may not be aware of this, but the Constitution does allow you to avoid self-incriminating testimony.Originally posted by Pheidippides View PostI used Esq. on an application for something once. Does that count?
I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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When our kids were little, I ordered a large dead frog for dissection purposes from a scientific supply company (I really enjoyed Vertebrate Zoology and wanted to teach the kiddies, and they loved it). Anyway, the person taking my order asked me if I were a doctor. After a moment's reflection I responded, "Yes, I am," since she didn't specify what type, and I'd have the title Herr Doktor in Germany. In the years that followed I received lots of junk mail addressed to Dr. [PAC].Originally posted by Pheidippides View PostI used Esq. on an application for something once. Does that count?
I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq.
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I was going to make a joke about German doctors and dissection but, alas, good taste overtook me for a moment or twoOriginally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostWhen our kids were little, I ordered a large dead frog for dissection purposes from a scientific supply company (I really enjoyed Vertebrate Zoology and wanted to teach the kiddies, and they loved it). Anyway, the person taking my order asked me if I were a doctor. After a moment's reflection I responded, "Yes, I am," since she didn't specify what type, and I'd have the title Herr Doktor in Germany. In the years that followed I received lots of junk mail addressed to Dr. [PAC].PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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I bet you got your gas turned on though.Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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YES! Finally someone said it.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostI bet you got your gas turned on though.
But I thought it was a plumber.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Does anyone use the abbreviations when booking travel or other things and there is an option? I have used Rev. and Hon. before and never been questioned. I've hesitated to use Dr. what if someone has a medical condition on the plane or something? Then I have to say I'm a doctor of philosophy or something and everyone would mock me.Get confident, stupid
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You didnt go to 5 years of evil campsite managment school to be called Mister HuskyFreeNorthwest.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostDoes anyone use the abbreviations when booking travel or other things and there is an option? I have used Rev. and Hon. before and never been questioned. I've hesitated to use Dr. what if someone has a medical condition on the plane or something? Then I have to say I'm a doctor of philosophy or something and everyone would mock me."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
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