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  • Originally posted by creekster View Post
    I have never used esq. after my name. I have passed the bar in three states and have been licensed for over 27 years.
    No doubt you tried, but it came out esg.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
      No doubt you tried, but it came out esg.
      lol
      "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

      "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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      • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
        No doubt you tried, but it came out esg.

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        • Originally posted by falafel View Post
          interesting. Even on pleadings/filings? Is that the norm in your area?

          In NV, virtually everyone uses Esq. Lots of P.I. attorneys have taken to announcing themselves as "Attorney Jacob Smith," for example.
          Not even on pleadings. Not even in Nevada, where I am licensed.
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • Originally posted by falafel View Post

            In NV, virtually everyone uses Esq. Lots of P.I. attorneys have taken to announcing themselves as "Attorney Jacob Smith," for example.
            Doesn't sound like a heavy hitter to me.
            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • Originally posted by creekster View Post
              Not even on pleadings. Not even in Nevada, where I am licensed.


              Looking for local counsel?
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • Originally posted by falafel View Post


                Looking for local counsel?
                creekster IS local counsel. He just isn't local.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                  Not even on pleadings. Not even in Nevada, where I am licensed.
                  I used Esq. on an application for something once. Does that count?

                  I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq.
                  Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                  • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                    I used Esq. on an application for something once. Does that count?

                    I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq.
                    You may not be aware of this, but the Constitution does allow you to avoid self-incriminating testimony.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                      I used Esq. on an application for something once. Does that count?

                      I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq.
                      When our kids were little, I ordered a large dead frog for dissection purposes from a scientific supply company (I really enjoyed Vertebrate Zoology and wanted to teach the kiddies, and they loved it). Anyway, the person taking my order asked me if I were a doctor. After a moment's reflection I responded, "Yes, I am," since she didn't specify what type, and I'd have the title Herr Doktor in Germany. In the years that followed I received lots of junk mail addressed to Dr. [PAC].

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                      • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                        When our kids were little, I ordered a large dead frog for dissection purposes from a scientific supply company (I really enjoyed Vertebrate Zoology and wanted to teach the kiddies, and they loved it). Anyway, the person taking my order asked me if I were a doctor. After a moment's reflection I responded, "Yes, I am," since she didn't specify what type, and I'd have the title Herr Doktor in Germany. In the years that followed I received lots of junk mail addressed to Dr. [PAC].
                        I was going to make a joke about German doctors and dissection but, alas, good taste overtook me for a moment or two
                        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                        • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post

                          I made a customer service rep call me Dr. once because I was pissed at the company. I think that is douchier than Esq.
                          I bet you got your gas turned on though.
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                            I bet you got your gas turned on though.
                            YES! Finally someone said it.

                            But I thought it was a plumber.
                            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                            • Does anyone use the abbreviations when booking travel or other things and there is an option? I have used Rev. and Hon. before and never been questioned. I've hesitated to use Dr. what if someone has a medical condition on the plane or something? Then I have to say I'm a doctor of philosophy or something and everyone would mock me.
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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                              • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                Does anyone use the abbreviations when booking travel or other things and there is an option? I have used Rev. and Hon. before and never been questioned. I've hesitated to use Dr. what if someone has a medical condition on the plane or something? Then I have to say I'm a doctor of philosophy or something and everyone would mock me.
                                You didnt go to 5 years of evil campsite managment school to be called Mister HuskyFreeNorthwest.
                                "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                                "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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