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  • smokymountainrain
    Impressive Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 22593

    #91
    Saw the movie tonight. A few things that stood out:

    It's not just the movie that has changed, the overhead voices have changed as well.

    Adam looks to be about 40, Eve 25. Adam has a full chest of hair and probably weighs a good 25 lbs more than Adam in the brunette Eve film.

    Eve is cute. Looks much more wholesome than both blonde and brunette Eves, but in terms of overall looks she's pretty comparable.

    There is no visible nudity. Sorry, just reporting what I saw.

    Satan has a very punchable face, but at about 5'2", if you punched him, you'd want to pick him up and kiss him on the forehead. The highlight of the session came when we first saw Satan, some lady in the front row chuckled out loud - loud enough for me sitting in the back to hear. It was a funny scene, but because of her I nearly lost it. Satan's acting seems over the top and just bad.

    It's obvious they set out to make this movie much more dramatic - Adam and Eve both shed tears at different times. Somebody in this thread mentioned it is 12 minutes longer, it felt like 30 minutes - just so slow moving.

    I didn't like the movie at all - the dramatic acting, the lengthiness of it, etc, made it hard to watch.
    I'm like LeBron James.
    -mpfunk

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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #92
      Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
      Saw the movie tonight. A few things that stood out:

      It's not just the movie that has changed, the overhead voices have changed as well.

      Adam looks to be about 40, Eve 25. Adam has a full chest of hair and probably weighs a good 25 lbs more than Adam in the brunette Eve film.

      Eve is cute. Looks much more wholesome than both blonde and brunette Eves, but in terms of overall looks she's pretty comparable.

      There is no visible nudity. Sorry, just reporting what I saw.

      Satan has a very punchable face, but at about 5'2", if you punched him, you'd want to pick him up and kiss him on the forehead. The highlight of the session came when we first saw Satan, some lady in the front row chuckled out loud - loud enough for me sitting in the back to hear. It was a funny scene, but because of her I nearly lost it. Satan's acting seems over the top and just bad.

      It's obvious they set out to make this movie much more dramatic - Adam and Eve both shed tears at different times. Somebody in this thread mentioned it is 12 minutes longer, it felt like 30 minutes - just so slow moving.

      I didn't like the movie at all - the dramatic acting, the lengthiness of it, etc, made it hard to watch.
      Sorry you hated the movie but at least now someone in spirit prison has the choice to accept their endowment. Probably worth a less than perfect movie, right?

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      • Dwight Schr-ute
        Members Only
        • May 2011
        • 4917

        #93
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        My wife's friend attended yesterday and saw the new movie. At the veil, one of the workers asked the ladies who they liked it. One woman replied, "I hated it. Why is the church trying to pretend that we are Hollywood?"
        What an awesome place for a movie review. Knock , knock. Two thumbs down.
        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • smokymountainrain
          Impressive Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 22593

          #94
          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          Sorry you hated the movie but at least now someone in spirit prison has the choice to accept their endowment. Probably worth a less than perfect movie, right?
          I didn't say I hated my temple experience or that I won't be going back. I'm so sorry if I gave you that impression, YOhio! The temple is phenomenal, you should go sometime. Do they have one near Dayton, Ohio?
          I'm like LeBron James.
          -mpfunk

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          • SCcoug
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 7625

            #95
            Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
            Saw the movie tonight. A few things that stood out:

            It's not just the movie that has changed, the overhead voices have changed as well.

            Adam looks to be about 40, Eve 25. Adam has a full chest of hair and probably weighs a good 25 lbs more than Adam in the brunette Eve film.

            Eve is cute. Looks much more wholesome than both blonde and brunette Eves, but in terms of overall looks she's pretty comparable.

            There is no visible nudity. Sorry, just reporting what I saw.

            Satan has a very punchable face, but at about 5'2", if you punched him, you'd want to pick him up and kiss him on the forehead. The highlight of the session came when we first saw Satan, some lady in the front row chuckled out loud - loud enough for me sitting in the back to hear. It was a funny scene, but because of her I nearly lost it. Satan's acting seems over the top and just bad.

            It's obvious they set out to make this movie much more dramatic - Adam and Eve both shed tears at different times. Somebody in this thread mentioned it is 12 minutes longer, it felt like 30 minutes - just so slow moving.

            I didn't like the movie at all - the dramatic acting, the lengthiness of it, etc, made it hard to watch.
            What animals do they show? More specifically is the cougar still in it?

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            • YOhio
              Hipster Mode
              • Nov 2008
              • 26165

              #96
              Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
              I didn't say I hated my temple experience or that I won't be going back. I'm so sorry if I gave you that impression, YOhio! The temple is phenomenal, you should go sometime. Do they have one near Dayton, Ohio?
              We have a temple one hour away in Columbus.

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              • cougjunkie
                *Banned*
                • Nov 2008
                • 23223

                #97
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                We have a temple one hour away in Columbus.
                Maybe you and DaBrockster can meet up in a prayer circle.

                Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk 2
                *Banned*

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                • Moliere
                  One man.....one pie
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 27862

                  #98
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  We have a temple one hour away in Columbus.
                  This is great news!
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • smokymountainrain
                    Impressive Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22593

                    #99
                    Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                    What animals do they show? More specifically is the cougar still in it?
                    No cougar, IIRC. But there was a bear in the GoE.
                    I'm like LeBron James.
                    -mpfunk

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                    • Uncle Ted
                      The Big 12 money shot.
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 28853

                      #100
                      Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                      No cougar, IIRC. But there was a bear in the GoE.
                      No cougar?!? WTH! That's it... I am not going until they bring the cougar back.
                      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • scottie
                        Junior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5247

                        #101
                        New Temple Movie Review

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                        • Green Lantern
                          Has overcome great fear
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 2289

                          #102
                          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          I thought I heard that the movies were filmed at the LDS Motion Pictures Studio in Provo. I could be wrong though.
                          I believe some outdoor scenes were also filmed up Weber Canyon. I know they have filmed there for past temple movies and I had heard they were doing it again.

                          Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                          I wonder is Micheal Ballam still in it and the Adam and Eve couples. I know of people in MTC when Ballams son went through interesting to see him there. Ballam turned down MLB game with Dad and dad watched some Musical. I told about that before here.
                          One of Ballam's kids served with me in my mission. We did (and still do!) call him Son of Satan all the time. He finds it less funny than we do. (Also, Michael Ballam once performed at our mission reunion, where he sang Scottish traditional folk songs for what seemed like an hour. He is the reason I now always show up at least 45 minutes late to the reunion each year.)
                          Last edited by Green Lantern; 08-05-2013, 11:20 AM.
                          Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                          None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                          I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                          --Portland Ute

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                          • Uncle Ted
                            The Big 12 money shot.
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 28853

                            #103
                            Originally posted by scottie View Post
                            This review is way too long... And where is the "rotten tomatoes" number?
                            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25261

                              #104
                              Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                              This review is way too long... And where is the "rotten tomatoes" number?
                              Or (if you're jaysantos) the IMDB score?
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • Green Lantern
                                Has overcome great fear
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 2289

                                #105
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                Or (if you're jaysantos) the IMDB score?
                                This is a good point. If the new movie scores below Jay Santos' standard on IMDB, does that mean he can't go to the temple?
                                Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                                None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                                I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                                --Portland Ute

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