Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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Yeah, I wouldn't want this guy or Harry Reid as my bishop. Engineers make the best bishops, IMHO."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Yeah, torturne by Canadians in VietNam was tame compared to their techniques today.Originally posted by Katy Lied View PostOne of the councilors in our bishopric was an interrogator in Vietnam. Nobody makes much fuss about that, maybe because he is Canadian.
Then:
"I'm going to politely ask you one more time the nature of your connections to the Viet Cong. Refusal to answer will result in one fewer conjugal visit per week with your spouse and a revocation of healthcare benefits in the event you eventually migrate to Canada."
Now:
"Spill the beans or get three more days of Nickelback's "Rockstar" on continual repeat."Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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IMO there's definitely something to this, but I would characterize this more benignly, in the sense that Mormons have to compartmentalize stuff & deal with ambiguity all the time. Some of it is just the way a person's brain is wired, but I also think that LDS are well represented in CIA fields because they can handle cognitive dissonance (willfully breaking one country's laws while assiduously upholding the laws of another country).Originally posted by Sullyute View PostIt does make one wonder if LDS church teachings or culture lead members to be more willing to push the boundries of morality in circumstances where it could be argued that it was done for the greater good? (i.e. Nephi and Laban, Post manifesto polygamy, Mark Hoffman fiasco, or lying for the Lord in general.)
However, I guess we can always fall back on the adage that "whom the Lord calls, the Lord qualifies."
Also, LDS generally don't smoke weed, which automatically disqualifies a lot of other applicants."More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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I read an article from one of those feminist progressive lds sites (can't remember the name, but it was a bit obscure) that basically came to the conclusion that church teachings were really the reason that the US was torturing people. It wasn't just a stretch, but downright lunacy to come to that conclusion. I think you are correct that a person's brain is just wired that way. When we want something bad enough we'll stretch even our own personal morality to get it. Liberals, conservatives, Mormons, jews, atheists, we all do it.Originally posted by Solon View PostIMO there's definitely something to this, but I would characterize this more benignly, in the sense that Mormons have to compartmentalize stuff & deal with ambiguity all the time. Some of it is just the way a person's brain is wired, but I also think that LDS are well represented in CIA fields because they can handle cognitive dissonance (willfully breaking one country's laws while assiduously upholding the laws of another country).
Also, LDS generally don't smoke weed, which automatically disqualifies a lot of other applicants."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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This is a true observation. Most are unwilling to admit this truth.Originally posted by Moliere View PostI read an article from one of those feminist progressive lds sites (can't remember the name, but it was a bit obscure) that basically came to the conclusion that church teachings were really the reason that the US was torturing people. It wasn't just a stretch, but downright lunacy to come to that conclusion. I think you are correct that a person's brain is just wired that way. When we want something bad enough we'll stretch even our own personal morality to get it. Liberals, conservatives, Mormons, jews, atheists, we all do it."Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
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Call me crazy, but it also might have a little bit to do with the fact that LDS people in general have international experience, foreign language skills, and a strong sense of patriotism.Originally posted by Solon View PostIMO there's definitely something to this, but I would characterize this more benignly, in the sense that Mormons have to compartmentalize stuff & deal with ambiguity all the time. Some of it is just the way a person's brain is wired, but I also think that LDS are well represented in CIA fields because they can handle cognitive dissonance (willfully breaking one country's laws while assiduously upholding the laws of another country).
Also, LDS generally don't smoke weed, which automatically disqualifies a lot of other applicants."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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You're crazy. but not about this.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostCall me crazy, but it also might have a little bit to do with the fact that LDS people in general have international experience, foreign language skills, and a strong sense of patriotism.PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Pft.....like you aren't thinking about how to break Canadian law while upholding the laws of the Democratic Republic of Congo when you are taking the sacrement.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostCall me crazy, but it also might have a little bit to do with the fact that LDS people in general have international experience, foreign language skills, and a strong sense of patriotism.
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I think those are all reasons there's a mutually beneficial relationship between LDS candidates and the FBI, CIA, DHS, etc., but not necessarily reasons why there are three Mormons who played prominent roles in morally questionable interrogation techniques.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostCall me crazy, but it also might have a little bit to do with the fact that LDS people in general have international experience, foreign language skills, and a strong sense of patriotism.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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If there are large numbers of LDS who succeed in those agencies, perhaps it was a question of dumb luck."Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
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And maybe LDS people are good at passing the polygraph test after the countless bishop interviews... especially by bishops that are experts in torture interrogations.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostCall me crazy, but it also might have a little bit to do with the fact that LDS people in general have international experience, foreign language skills, and a strong sense of patriotism."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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A friend of mine told me that it's the opposite. Apparently, Mormon guilt rears its ugly head and has people either confessing to stealing a candy bar when they were five or gives a false positive because they feel guilty about stealing that candy bar.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostAnd maybe LDS people are good at passing the polygraph test after the countless bishop interviews... especially by bishops that are experts in torture interrogations.Not that, sickos.
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FIFYOriginally posted by Uncle Ted View PostAnd maybe Mark Grace Mormons are good at passing the polygraph test after the countless bishop interviews... especially by bishops that are experts in torture interrogations.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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Yes, but I was very specifically responding to the question of why "LDS are well represented in CIA fields".Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostI think those are all reasons there's a mutually beneficial relationship between LDS candidates and the FBI, CIA, DHS, etc., but not necessarily reasons why there are three Mormons who played prominent roles in morally questionable interrogation techniques.
As to your question, I am guessing it might be because the CIA is involved in interrogation and with quite a few LDS people working in the CIA there is a pretty high likelihood that LDS employees would be involved to some degree."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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