Rumors of 19 year old females going on missions

[Pheidippides]

Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?

It's how I work. First running, then cycling, and once you hit triathlons you are just about to apostasy.

[Pelado]

It's how I work. First running, then cycling, and once you hit triathlons you are just about to apostasy.

That's why I've been staying away from exercise - it's the only way to salvage my testimony.

[PaloAltoCougar]

It's how I work. First running, then cycling, and once you hit triathlons you are just about to apostasy.

That's the real reason that despite my running and riding, I continue to eschew swimming and will never do a tri. Ol' Scratch has dominion over the waters. Those who swim are just asking for it.

[Topper]

That's the real reason that despite my running and riding, I continue to eschew swimming and will never do a tri. Ol' Scratch has dominion over the waters. Those who swim are just asking for it.

It is unfortunate you eschew the breaststroke, PAC.

[Topper]

I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.

Or hunting season.

[Topper]

Those aren't really great excuses for missing Church, at least not for people who are truly "all in."

Yes, Mo's are expected to share everything communally, especially ill health.

[Uncle Ted]

Advice to future Sister Missionaries… Don't worry about putting on a little extra weight and letting yourself go to serve the Lord:

Extra weight translates to safety?

[Donuthole]

Extra weight translates to safety?

Crazy eyes help, too!

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[Donuthole]

Ok, one more and then I'll stop (before JL yells at me for crashing the server):

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[TripletDaddy]

Interesting that her first piece of advice is about weight and appearance. Not sure how persuasive she is, though. This weekend's article in the Trib seems to suggest that all these new sisters are probably still worrying too much about their weight and not about getting people baptized.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57...s-lds.html.csp

The stats are staggering.

In the year and a half since the LDS Church lowered the minimum age for full-time missionary service, the Utah-based faith has seen its proselytizing force swell from 58,500 to more than 83,000. That’s a 42 percent leap.
The number of convert baptisms last year grew to 282,945, up from 272,330 in 2012. That’s an increase of — less than 4 percent.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Ok, one more and then I'll stop (before JL yells at me for crashing the server):

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Man those earrings are distracting.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I had this movie scene in my head as I watched this.

[cowboy]

Interesting that her first piece of advice is about weight and appearance. Not sure how persuasive she is, though. This weekend's article in the Trib seems to suggest that all these new sisters are probably still worrying too much about their weight and not about getting people baptized.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57...s-lds.html.csp

By my calculations, it will only take us 360 years now to convert the entire world at this new growth rate. No unhallowed hand shall stop the work from progressing.

[TripletDaddy]

By my calculations, it will only take us 360 years now to convert the entire world at this new growth rate. No unhallowed hand shall stop the work from progressing.

we could speed things up a few decades if these sisters would stop worrying about their weight and just get to work.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I think the Sisters go to Pri or YW in our ward, they want to know the kids and be accessible. Many more kids are willing to talk/invite friends to church than adults, seems to be working for us. I can see not wanting the missionaries around the youth though, what awful examples.