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  • #91
    Originally posted by creekster View Post
    So lebowski, are the images here a desecration of art? Are you outraged?
    Yes. I am frothing at the mouth. You should see all the froth on my keyboard.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Yes. I am frothing at the mouth. You should see all the froth on my keyboard.
      Can you use that to shave?
      Everything in life is an approximation.

      http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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      • #93
        Originally posted by creekster View Post
        So lebowski, are the images here a desecration of art? Are you outraged?
        They have to be art to begin with to be a desecration of art
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • #94
          it's a sting.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Yes. I am frothing at the mouth. You should see all the froth on my keyboard.
            You're doing it wrong.
            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
              Doesn't somebody have to be almost a perv of some sort to come up with the idea of covering up the shoulders and sides of those angels? Who the hell would think to do something like that?! -- totally bizarre. A Peculiar People, indeed.
              A peculiar post. Being prudish makes one a pervert? How so?

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              • #97
                The most infuriating thing about the photshop is that someone is employed using tithing money to do it.

                Really?? we are wasting the widow's mite on this?????!!!??
                "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                  The most infuriating thing about the photshop is that someone is employed using tithing money to do it.

                  Really?? we are wasting the widow's mite on this?????!!!??
                  I'd argue that is only the second most infuriating thing. The most infuriating thing is that it appears to have been poorly done.
                  Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                    I'd argue that is only the second most infuriating thing. The most infuriating thing is that it appears to have been poorly done.
                    No kidding. Removing the wings absolutely destroyed the composition.

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                    • Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                      The most infuriating thing about the photshop is that someone is employed using tithing money to do it.

                      Really?? we are wasting the widow's mite on this?????!!!??
                      Are trying to tell me that the Ensign is not self sustaining with the subscription fees! If it makes you feel any better it was probably a BYU student intern that did the work so the widow's mite was spared.
                      "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                      • Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                        No kidding. Removing the wings absolutely destroyed the composition.
                        I'm not even looking that deep; I'm just seeing mismatched colors and photoshop artifacts. If you're going to shop out the wings, can you at least do it right?
                        Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                        • Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                          Are trying to tell me that the Ensign is not self sustaining with the subscription fees! If it makes you feel any better it was probably a BYU student intern that did the work so the widow's mite was spared.
                          Church employees are paid in mites.
                          Everything in life is an approximation.

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                          • Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                            Church employees are paid in mites.
                            I have heard you can solve that problem by washing your linens more often.
                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                            • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                              I have heard you can solve that problem by washing your linens more often.
                              Or make a lateral move to do the same work in Indiana and get a 58% pay raise for doing so.
                              Everything in life is an approximation.

                              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                              • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                                I'm not even looking that deep; I'm just seeing mismatched colors and photoshop artifacts. If you're going to shop out the wings, can you at least do it right?
                                That seems to be an artifact from the process of merging the two images into a single image. I don't see that in the versions in the Ensign:

                                http://media.ldscdn.org/pdf/lds-maga...christ-eng.pdf

                                See the first page and then page 54.
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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