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Oh, come on, Vik. Mother's day is coming up.Originally posted by Viking View PostNo, inviting that is like playing with a ouija board. Trust me. She will drive anything good that exists from this place.
BTW, how do you know she isn't lurking around here like Sooner's mom? She doesn't still live in Dallas, does she?"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I think Viking is projecting. Having his mother here would cramp his style, but would be fun for the rest of us.Originally posted by creekster View PostOh come on. We survived you, didn't we?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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I'm not saying she's a bad person or bad mother, I'm saying that she would be like the Viet Cong and play constant guerilla warfare here. It would not be bad for me; it'd be great entertainment, actually. I am advising what's best for the board. Trust me.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostOh, come on, Vik. Mother's day is coming up.
BTW, how do you know she isn't lurking around here like Sooner's mom? She doesn't still live in Dallas, does she?
You think I'm bad? My DNA is 50% diluted by the goodness of my father and his sense of fair play and community, and for the better.
Siblings? opinions?
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Better to be an inactive winner than an active loser.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Originally posted by Viking View PostOh, man, if my mom came here it would be the end of this board. Raise a prayer to the heavens that it never happens.Viking's worlds are colliding!!!Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostEnd of the board? No way. It would be awesome. I am praying that it happens.
"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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Then we would ban her! But first we could throw in the pond and see if she floats! Sign her up! SIGN HER UP!Originally posted by Viking View PostI'm not saying she's a bad person or bad mother, I'm saying that she would be like the Viet Cong and play constant guerilla warfare here. It would not be bad for me; it'd be great entertainment, actually. I am advising what's best for the board. Trust me.
You think I'm bad? My DNA is 50% diluted by the goodness of my father and his sense of fair play and community, and for the better.
Siblings? opinions?
PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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I got a boardmail from my mom:
My mom is dead serious when it comes to bets.$50 that wasn't a text from Sooner Coug's mom.
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http://www.graceland.edu/About-GU/indexOriginally posted by Uncle Ted View PostWhy the RLDS (C of C) and not, say, the Methodist? I met some RLDS missionaries a while back when they did the "without purse or script" thing and thought they were crazy. I have lots of Methodist friends and they seem pretty well grounded (compared to the RLDS, Baptists, JWs, etc.) and have great scout troops, nice hospitals, and a good university here in Dallas. I would have no problems with my kid going to SMU. What does the RLDS (C of C) have to offer?
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lol RLDS is the future of Mormonism. It would be Mormonism now if the cuf progressives ruled--female GAs, gay marriage, agnostic on divinity of the B of M (if you find your truth there, so be it), express repudiation of racist dogma, Brigham Young denounced, etc.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostStrongly prefer that they be inactive LDS. It would break my heart to have to make fun of my own child for being RLDS.
What's not to like about the RLDS?When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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When I was a kid, I had a very vivid dream that I was in a horrific car accident and died in front of that RLDS church east of Salt Lake, somewhere between 33rd south and 39th south, and about 27th east (give or take a few blocks).Originally posted by SeattleUte View Postlol RLDS is the future of Mormonism. It would be Mormonism now if the cuf progressives ruled--female GAs, gay marriage, agnostic on divinity of the B of M (if you find your truth there, so be it), express repudiation of racist dogma, Brigham Young denounced, etc.
What's not to like about the RLDS?
It's been over 25 years and it still gives me the heebies to think about that dream."More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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lol you were an odd kid.Originally posted by Solon View PostWhen I was a kid, I had a very vivid dream that I was in a horrific car accident and died in front of that RLDS church east of Salt Lake, somewhere between 33rd south and 39th south, and about 27th east (give or take a few blocks).
It's been over 25 years and it still gives me the heebies to think about that dream.When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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