BKP on the Priesthood Ban

[creekster]

Ha! According to that chart, you really are almost a monkey!

We're all almost Monkeys, which is demeaning!

[creekster]

When I was a ten-year old kid I really got into the Erich von Daniken stuff. I recently watched Chariots of the Gods on Netflix for old times' sake and let me tell you, his research has held up beautifully.
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I LOVED Von Daniken! I read all of his books. I don't know if it was because I was getting older and so thinking more clearly or if he was just getting worse, but with each book I became less and less impressed.

[woot]

We're all almost Monkeys, which is demeaning!

Monkeys kick ass. I'm proud to be a monkey (cladistically).

[creekster]

You're an APE!

[woot]

You're an APE!

I'm both! And so are apes!

[creekster]

I'm both! And so are apes!

Grrrr. You know what I mean.

[Topper]

I'm both! And so are apes!

But some people are lesser apes, and others are cladistically related, hence greater apes.

[woot]

Grrrr. You know what I mean.

That's it! We're fighting.

[woot]

But some people are lesser apes, and others are cladistically related, hence greater apes.

wat

[creekster]

That's it! We're fighting.

That, my friend, is an APE. Monkeys would have been dog food.

could a monkey even dare to do this?

[woot]

That, my friend, is an APE. Monkeys would have been dog food.

could a monkey even dare to do this?

Of course it's an ape!

(but it's also a monkey)

[byu71]

Yikes. Never mind. I forgot that you don't even accept the basics of reality. You wouldn't care about the evolution of black skin.

If I descended from primates your jab would be hurtful and I would respond in kind. The fact I am not going to tell you to kiss my butt is evidence I am the result of a higher law science doesn't comprehend.

[Uncle Ted]

Yeah, I read it in a little more detail. He's a little out there.

Believe me, I've been on lots of crackpot sites, though, and that pdf is much better done than most crackpot websites.

Yeah, but the alien DNA might explain this...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/alien-code-in-human-genes_n_3034876.html

ET Genetic Code May Be Found In Human DNA, According To Kazakhstan Scientists' Biological SETI Theory

For those of us who wonder if earthlings are the only intelligent species in the Milky Way and beyond, try this theory on for size:


Two scientists in Kazakhstan believe humans may have an extraterrestrial "stamp" embedded into our genetic code, a mathematical message that would not be explained by Darwin's theory of biological evolution.


The scientists are suggesting that an advanced alien civilization "seeded" our galaxy eons ago with an ET signal that eventually found its way to Earth, implanting a genetic code into humans, reports Discovery.com.


Physicist Vladimir I. shCherbak of al-Farabi Kazakh National University of Kazakhstan and astrobiologist Maxim A. Makukov of the Fesenkvo Astrophysical Institute refer to this far-out concept as "biological SETI."


The results of their research -- "The 'Wow! signal' of the terrestrial genetic code" -- can be found in the peer-reviewed journal, Icarus.


The title of their study, which was partially financed by the Ministry of Education and Science of the Republic of Kazakhstan, refers to an unexplained radio signal detected by SETI scientists in 1977.

While SETI -- the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence -- relies on the use of radio telescopes and signal-processing technology to search the heavens for alien life, shCherbak and Makukov theorize there's a better way of detecting ETs.


The Kazakhstan scientists believe there's a possible intelligent "signal" within the human genetic code.
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Maybe the "Elihim" aliens left a signature in our DNA. Weird stuff.

[All-American]

This talk belongs in the Bigfoot thread. Which begs the question. Where was Sasquatch on that chart?

No it doesn't.

[Omaha 680]

Yeah, but the alien DNA might explain this...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/alien-code-in-human-genes_n_3034876.html

Maybe the "Elihim" aliens left a signature in our DNA. Weird stuff.

Sounds like Scientology.

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