BKP on the Priesthood Ban

[byu71]

Of course, if you go back far enough, you also share a common ancestor with an amoeba. So there's that.

Would you say that to any protected class? Nope, just some white christian guy you have no fear of offending.

[All-American]

Who is that common ancestor and where is he today?





I am telling you this "Elohim" aliens thing is the missing link.

LOL @ Creekster (aka "lesser ape")

[creekster]

LOL @ Creekster (aka "lesser ape")

Don't be an apeist. You're just jealous that I have my own category. At least I don't have to share it with those disgusting chimpanzees

[Topper]

Would you say that to any protected class? Nope, just some white christian guy you have no fear of offending.

IT was probably directed at a poster on another board.

[USUC]

Yes, that evidence comes from the correct translation of the Bible... Some "Elohim" aliens mixed their DNA with the monkeys' DNA:

http://www.vigli.org/Biglino/Mauro_Biglino.pdf

The Vatican has been holding out on us.

Lol, WTF is this? I'm going to have to read that when I get home.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

To be accurate, you are not descended from a monkey. You share a common ancestor with a monkey.

Of course, if you go back far enough, you also share a common ancestor with an amoeba. So there's that.

How can that be? Someone here said they went back to Adam.

[SoCalCoug]

Don't be an apeist. You're just jealous that I have my own category. At least I don't have to share it with those disgusting chimpanzees

Ha! According to that chart, you really are almost a monkey!

Lol, WTF is this? I'm going to have to read that when I get home.

I read through a little of it. He doesn't come across as a crackpot.

[clackamascoug]

This talk belongs in the Bigfoot thread. Which begs the question. Where was Sasquatch on that chart?

[Uncle Ted]

Lol, WTF is this? I'm going to have to read that when I get home.

It's the missing link: Alien DNA. Here is his video where he is talking about it:

I read through a little of it. He doesn't come across as a crackpot.

His book:

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http://www.amazon.com/forever-change...6977806&sr=1-1

[old_gregg]

This talk belongs in the Bigfoot thread. Which begs the question. Where was Sasquatch on that chart?

the left wing scientific propaganda establishment doesn't want you to know about cain or his exploits.

[SCcoug]

So the cylons and colonists mixed their DNA with a common ancestor to make homo sapiens?

[Harry Tic]

It's the missing link: Alien DNA. Here is his video where he is talking about it:

His book:

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http://www.amazon.com/forever-change...6977806&sr=1-1

When I was a ten-year old kid I really got into the Erich von Daniken stuff. I recently watched Chariots of the Gods on Netflix for old times' sake and let me tell you, his research has held up beautifully.

Of course now when I watch it, I can't help but be struck by the how similar the vibe is to Ancient America Speaks, or whatever the filmstrip was that we'd show the investigators.

[woot]

On the descendents of Cain thing, what is offensive? Aren't we all in agreement that the sins of the parents do not fall upon the children. I would think those of the PC, enlightened group would be the first to say you would not hold it against the children for what a parent did?

If it is indeed offensive to the enlightened folks to believe in the Cain theory, I guess I should be outraged at the enlightened crowd for claiming I am the descendent of a monkey. Personally I would rather be a descendent of Cain than monkeys.

I am not saying the Cain theory isn't hogwash, I am just wondering if there is more to it being offensive than political correctness.

If you're interested in the actual origin of black people I'm happy to explain the science. Meanwhile, if you appreciate silly children's stories that explain natural phenomena, there's this guy named Rudyard Kipling that you'd love! Way better than scripture, imho.

[woot]

Yikes. Never mind. I forgot that you don't even accept the basics of reality. You wouldn't care about the evolution of black skin.

[SoCalCoug]

It's the missing link: Alien DNA. Here is his video where he is talking about it:

His book:

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http://www.amazon.com/forever-change...6977806&sr=1-1

Yeah, I read it in a little more detail. He's a little out there.

Believe me, I've been on lots of crackpot sites, though, and that pdf is much better done than most crackpot websites.