What is a Utah Mormon?

[TripletDaddy]

I have a fence, and my house stays locked! I'll be putting in a closed circuit security system with my fat year-end bonus!

Add this one to the list - Never been car-jacked like a little bi-yotch. God I wish someone would just try it one day and see what happens.

The likelihood of a car jacking for you is low. If you are from Utah, you are probably not driving a car that anybody wants.

[falafel]

The likelihood of a car jacking for you is low. If you are from Utah, you are probably not driving a car that anybody wants.

What are you talking about? The Honda Civic is always a-top the most stolen list.

[JohnnyLingo]

I dare someone to start a "What is a Jew?" or "What is a black person?" thread and then say "Someone who finds this thread offensive rather than hilarious."

[Jeff Lebowski]

I dare someone to start a "What is a Jew?" or "What is a black person?" thread and then say "Someone who finds this thread offensive rather than hilarious."

Oh brother.

[JohnnyLingo]

Oh brother.

Does that mean you're accepting my dare?

[Pheidippides]

"melk"

I spent a reasonable amount of time eliminating all traces of the Wasatch Front (actually, more like the Wasatch Back, in my case) accent from my speech as a young adult. The above pronounciation is all that remains, and it's very faint. I keep it around just to tip off the new move-ins to the ward that, yes, there is hope, and they also can learn how to be a functional member of society.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I spent a reasonable amount of time eliminating all traces of the Wasatch Front (actually, more like the Wasatch Back, in my case) accent from my speech as a young adult. The above pronounciation is all that remains, and it's very faint. I keep it around just to tip off the new move-ins to the ward that, yes, there is hope, and they also can learn how to be a functional member of society.

You are at stage three.

[Pheidippides]

Does that mean you're accepting my dare?

Finds this thread offensive rather than funny.

Also, it means we don't believe you've hung around many Jews. They are merciless to their own society.

Trust me. I knew a Jew once and count him as my one of my closest friends, just like that black guy at pick-up ball whose name escapes me now.

[Pheidippides]

You are at stage three.

Is stage three the one where you can't stand to listen to any female speaker in General Conference, not because they are female and thus unworthy non-priesthood holders (whatever other lip service you may pay) as in the past, but rather because your ears can't stand the accent?

[RockyBalboa]

The likelihood of a car jacking for you is low. If you are from Utah, you are probably not driving a car that anybody wants.

Which would explain why mine was stolen (not via carjacking)..........and then found 4 days later at 4 am behind some railroad tracks over the on west side..

[Jeff Lebowski]

Is stage three the one where you can't stand to listen to any female speaker in General Conference, not because they are female and thus unworthy non-priesthood holders (whatever other lip service you may pay) as in the past, but rather because your ears can't stand the accent?

Yes. You will eventually soften up in stage four and then finally you will embrace your heritage in stage five.

[Colly Wolly]

The likelihood of a car jacking for you is low. If you are from Utah, you are probably not driving a car that anybody wants.

All the more reason for you to be strapped, living and working in the ghettos of Southern California!

[I.J. Reilly]

Yes. You will eventually soften up in stage four and then finally you will embrace your heritage in stage five.

And, if lucky, you'll hit stage six and be able to look down on everyone else.

[TripletDaddy]

All the more reason for you to be strapped, living and working in the ghettos of Southern California!

I prefer being strapped with cash.

Once you know the feeling, you will ditch the gun.

[Colly Wolly]

I prefer being strapped with cash.

Once you know the feeling, you will ditch the gun.

I suspected your inherent altruism was at the root of this. You weren't car-jacked. You gave the guy your car. Hell, it was an excuse to upgrade, am I right?