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  • #16
    Where the hell are the seasonally-related words?!
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      General Conference
      We will have a Gay old time
      Proposition 8

      :rockon2:
      Acceptable only if you pronounce the first line in one of a couple of Utah styles, but that underscores the brilliance of it. Well done.
      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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      • #18
        Gordon B. Hinckley
        Laughing at his own jokes in
        The Fall Conference
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #19
          Blankets spread on frost
          crumpled buds descend like doves
          Modest clothes adorn
          Last edited by Sleeping in EQ; 03-31-2011, 01:28 PM.
          We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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          • #20
            I 'apreciatecha
            comin' ta church ta day, Jim
            Give a talk, wontcha?
            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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            • #21
              Dedicated to my wife:

              We all become gods?
              In my world, men will give birth
              And have periods
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • #22
                Oh Pornography!
                How we grow tired of hearing
                About you in Spring!
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • #23
                  First it was the argument over the correct usage of Greek between a couple of posters. And then it was the thread where guys were using angles, shapes and math equations to make fun of other and now haiku. You guys are kind of nerdy.
                  Last edited by RC Vikings; 03-31-2011, 01:50 PM.

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                  • #24
                    Want equality?
                    Give them the damn priesthood then.
                    I'm done hometeaching.
                    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                    -Turtle
                    sigpic

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                      You guys are kind of nerdy.
                      Kind of? Fluent speakers of Klingon would make fun of some of these guys.
                      "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                      "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                      • #26
                        Official pattern?
                        You've got to be kidding me.
                        Holy underwear!
                        Visca Catalunya Lliure

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                        • #27
                          Politics. Gossip.
                          A recap of the ball game.
                          Foyer church is great!
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • #28
                            Here is my Haiku for Conference weekend:

                            Green rolling fairways
                            Tee shot with slight draw...perfect!
                            Thank you DVR!
                            "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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                            • #29
                              In mirror reflection
                              G’s obfuscate my figure
                              Hail, Resurrection
                              “Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
                              "All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel

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                              • #30
                                Gerontocracy
                                Is it possible to change?
                                Maybe in August

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