Missionaries just called me...

[San Juan Sun]

Asking to to go out with them... at the same time as the BYU/Utah game. I politely told them no thanks, I was busy.

They then asked me to DVR the game.

I, somewhat less politely, told them that I'd already told them no thanks, that I was busy.

On the plus side, they probably won't call me to go out with them again. On the negative side, I might be going to Hades. So BYU better win today, at least.

[Commando]

ha ha ha! That's some nerve. What better use of their time than to go on splits and get twice as many doors slammed in their faces during game time. Missionaries can really be retards sometimes.

[Moliere]

Asking to to go out with them... at the same time as the BYU/Utah game. I politely told them no thanks, I was busy.

They then asked me to DVR the game.

I, somewhat less politely, told them that I'd already told them no thanks, that I was busy.

On the plus side, they probably won't call me to go out with them again. On the negative side, I might be going to Hades. So BYU better win today, at least.

Crap, that was a test from God and you failed. Now we are going to get blown out.

[Commando]

Asking to to go out with them... at the same time as the BYU/Utah game. I politely told them no thanks, I was busy.

They then asked me to DVR the game.

I, somewhat less politely, told them that I'd already told them no thanks, that I was busy.

Maybe you jumped the gun, dude... they were probably wanting you to DVR the game for them to watch later.

[San Juan Sun]

Maybe you jumped the gun, dude... they were probably wanting you to DVR the game for them to watch later.

If they would man up and just ask me to DVR it for them, I would.

If they were trying to concoct a ruse to get to watch the game, they should be punished for their lack of forthrightness.

(Is "forthrightness" a Todd Christensen-style made up word?)

[San Juan Sun]

ha ha ha! That's some nerve. What better use of their time than to go on splits and get twice as many doors slammed in their faces during game time. Missionaries can really be retards sometimes.

We are in a small branch where the missionaries have the attitude of demanding a lot of things from the few active members at the most inconvenient times. I don't feel bad at all for turning them down, I'm not obliged to say "how high?" every time a 19 year old says jump.

[San Juan Sun]

Update

I just called the missionaries back and invited them and their investigators to come over and watch the game. They are going to call me back.

[old_gregg]

I just called the missionaries back and invited them and their investigators to come over and watch the game. They are going to call me back.

that is hilarious

[wuapinmon]

that is hilarious

yet, awesome at the same time.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I just called the missionaries back and invited them and their investigators to come over and watch the game. They are going to call me back.

Bad move. Now you have to watch your language.

[clackamascoug]

You cursed the whole game...

[DU Ute]

I just wanted to thank SJS for clinching this W for the Utes by not living right off the field.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I think you did the right thing San Juan. Don't let any of these people try to guilt you.

[Mormon Red Death]

We are in a small branch where the missionaries have the attitude of demanding a lot of things from the few active members at the most inconvenient times. I don't feel bad at all for turning them down, I'm not obliged to say "how high?" every time a 19 year old says jump.

I thought you were in Michigan in the other ward that meets in the same building as my ward?

[San Juan Sun]

I thought you were in Michigan in the other ward that meets in the same building as my ward?

I live in Michigan, but we don't share our building with any other ward.