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  • #151
    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    I taught Sunday School and EQ today. In my EQ lesson, which was about the Lord's Health Plan or something like that (Lesson 29 in GP), we got to talking about clothing as a tangent. Someone brought up that the white shirt and tie made them spiritual, and I brought up that it didn't for me.

    The issue kept getting pressed, so I pointed to a Jesus at the Tree of Life painting that showed him in flowing robes, and said that we never see Jesus in a shirt and tie. I then offered my opinion that "Jesus in a shirt and tie would look like a tool."



    Maybe I regret saying that.

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    • #152
      Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
      Wrong. He still has a beard
      "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

      "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

      "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

      -Rick Majerus

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      • #153
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        I didn't know T Mo could wiggle his ears. Thanks.
        Yes indeed. The Lebowski clan was given a personal demonstration. Afterwards he said "Sister Monson hates it when I do that."
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • #154
          Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
          Wrong. He still has a beard


          As close as I can come.

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          • #155
            Originally posted by UtahDan View Post


            As close as I can come.
            Maybe if the ascott makes a comeback.
            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

            -Rick Majerus

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            • #156
              Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
              Maybe if the ascott makes a comeback.
              I bet DDD has one.

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              • #157
                I've got this one covered, folks. Mormon Jesus:

                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • #158
                  Jesus shaves!!
                  τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                  • #159
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    I've got this one covered, folks. Mormon Jesus:

                    That is awesome!
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • #160
                      Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                      I taught Sunday School and EQ today. In my EQ lesson, which was about the Lord's Health Plan or something like that (Lesson 29 in GP), we got to talking about clothing as a tangent. Someone brought up that the white shirt and tie made them spiritual, and I brought up that it didn't for me.

                      The issue kept getting pressed, so I pointed to a Jesus at the Tree of Life painting that showed him in flowing robes, and said that we never see Jesus in a shirt and tie. I then offered my opinion that "Jesus in a shirt and tie would look like a tool."



                      Maybe I regret saying that.
                      I pulled double duty too. I didn't know I was teaching either until 5 minutes before each.
                      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                      -Turtle
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                      • #161
                        Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                        I pulled double duty too. I didn't know I was teaching either until 5 minutes before each.
                        You must be a solid teacher then. Not everyone can do that on the fly and do it well.
                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • #162
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          You must be a solid teacher then. Not everyone can do that on the fly and do it well.
                          Not to mention doing it while wearing shorts.
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden

                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • #163
                            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                            You must be a solid teacher then. Not everyone can do that on the fly and do it well.
                            No one said anything about him doing it well.
                            "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                            "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                            "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                            • #164
                              Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post

                              I'm going to wager the kids knew that Jesus taught us to be nice to each other and to help the poor, which is probably more important than knowing where Jesus delivered the sermon since even Matthew and Luke can't agree on where it happened.
                              This goes to show how old I am getting and that I can hardly relate to the youth of today.

                              Back in MY day, we at least knew that one line in the Sermon on the Mount wasn't meant to be taken literally, as it referred to any manufacturer of dairy products. ("Did he say blessed are the cheesemakers?")

                              Now get offa my lawn, ya rowdy kids ya!

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                              • #165
                                Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                                No one said anything about him doing it well.
                                He's a smart guy and an English major, of course he does it well.
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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