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  • #5671
    Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
    The dream is over. I was released as 2nd counselor in the Sunday School Presidency.
    declining oil prices?
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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    • #5672
      Survived layoffs at work, but RIF'd at church. Damn Saudis.
      Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

      "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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      • #5673
        Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
        Survived layoffs at work, but RIF'd at church. Damn Saudis.
        Don't worry they have you scouted for a super-secret mission.
        "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

        Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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        • #5674
          I learned in church today

          Originally posted by Topper View Post
          Don't worry they have you scouted for a super-secret sacred mission.
          FIFY (Actually, I guessed on the code, so I likely didn't fix anything. Tapatalk! Said in Jerry Seinfeld's "Newman" voice.)
          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • #5675
            Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
            Survived layoffs at work, but RIF'd at church. Damn Saudis.
            Maybe you can be the stake PR director. I understand that
            calling always ends well.
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            "Outlined against a blue, gray
            October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
            Grantland Rice, 1924

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            • #5676
              Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
              The dream is over. I was released as 2nd counselor in the Sunday School Presidency.
              Ominous. The January 19 purge has begun.
              Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

              For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

              Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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              • #5677
                My daughter went to nursery for the first official time yesterday and it wasn't my week to play the piano in primary, so I found myself in Sunday School and EQ for the first time in 6 months or so. It was brutal.

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                • #5678
                  I got a bag of potatoes in HP group yesterday.
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • #5679
                    Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                    I got a bag of potatoes in HP group yesterday.
                    Crap, I didn't get any potatoes.
                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #5680
                      Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      Crap, I didn't get any potatoes.
                      Next time you're in Rexburg I'll get you all you can haul.

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                      • #5681
                        The sabbath is like Jesus,ms birthday, don,t observe it properly not celebrating his birthday how would you feel if it wasn't,t celebrated yours. Missionary serving said that.

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                        • #5682
                          Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                          The sabbath is like Jesus,ms birthday, don,t observe it properly not celebrating his birthday how would you feel if it wasn't,t celebrated yours. Missionary serving said that.
                          Where is that missionary from?
                          I'm like LeBron James.
                          -mpfunk

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                          • #5683
                            Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                            Where is that missionary from?
                            I think Utah but of I believe Samoan decent

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                            • #5684
                              Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                              I think Utah but of I believe Samoan decent
                              You shouldn't argue with him.
                              I'm like LeBron James.
                              -mpfunk

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                              • #5685
                                Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                                The sabbath is like Jesus,ms birthday, don,t observe it properly not celebrating his birthday how would you feel if it wasn't,t celebrated yours. Missionary serving said that.
                                I like this approach to the Sabbath. Parties, going out to eat, visiting fun places like bounce houses or go kart tracks, ordering pizza, inviting friends over, swimming....I can really get into this new version of the Party Sabbath.
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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