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  • San Juan Sun
    Kicked to the curb
    • Dec 2009
    • 9214

    #5281
    I love bye Sunday.
    "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

    - Ty Cobb

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #5282
      Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
      I love bye Sunday.
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
        Time to camp
        • Nov 2008
        • 26082

        #5283
        I learned that the devil will try to get you to play frisbee instead of church, also to use drugs.
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • CardiacCoug
          вот так штука
          • Nov 2008
          • 11013

          #5284
          Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
          I love bye Sunday.
          Yup, Red Zone Channel was pretty awesome today.

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          • LVAllen
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2013
            • 3222

            #5285
            I learned that I'm going to be spending every week for the foreseeable future visiting people and worrying about HT. Crap.

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            • Moliere
              One man.....one pie
              • Oct 2009
              • 27790

              #5286
              Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
              I learned that I'm going to be spending every week for the foreseeable future visiting people and worrying about HT. Crap.
              LOL, EQ presidency huh?
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • LVAllen
                Senior Member
                • Oct 2013
                • 3222

                #5287
                Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                LOL, EQ presidency huh?
                Oh, if only. Elders Quorum President.

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                • hostile
                  lollygagger
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 5736

                  #5288
                  Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                  Oh, if only. Elders Quorum President.
                  When my younger brother was called as the EQP, the bishop told him that he would be just as busy as the bishop. The only difference would be that nobody prays for the EQP.
                  "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                  "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #5289
                    Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                    Oh, if only. Elders Quorum President.
                    You must be living very righteously! Lots of Vegasers here, most have crap callings.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • Moliere
                      One man.....one pie
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 27790

                      #5290
                      Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                      Oh, if only. Elders Quorum President.
                      So glad I graduated from the demonic brood
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • Topper
                        Pre-Historic Man
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 11764

                        #5291
                        Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                        I learned that I'm going to be spending every week for the foreseeable future visiting people and worrying about HT. Crap.
                        Just imagine how good you'll feel when you are released!
                        "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                        Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                        • smokymountainrain
                          Impressive Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22593

                          #5292
                          Originally posted by hostile View Post
                          When my younger brother was called as the EQP, the bishop told him that he would be just as busy as the bishop. The only difference would be that nobody prays for the EQP.
                          Yeah, EQP is brutal. Outside of bishop, EQP, Primary Pres and RS Pres are all bad, but they don't get near the praise of the bishop. Add to that most EQP counselors don't do shit and well, LVAllen is screwed.
                          I'm like LeBron James.
                          -mpfunk

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                          • HBCoug
                            Peanut Gallery Asshat
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2082

                            #5293
                            Originally posted by Topper View Post
                            Just imagine how good you'll feel when you are released!
                            +1. It's all about release.

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                            • TheBYUGuy
                              Friend of Rodin
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 1442

                              #5294
                              Originally posted by HBCoug View Post
                              +1. It's all about release.

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69453

                                #5295
                                Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                                Yeah, EQP is brutal. Outside of bishop, EQP, Primary Pres and RS Pres are all bad, but they don't get near the praise of the bishop. Add to that most EQP counselors don't do shit and well, LVAllen is screwed.
                                Geez, you guys are terrible.

                                Hang in there, LVAllen. You will be fine.
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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