I learned in church today

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Wife just bore testimony. Hard to tell doctors that they want to have more high risk pregnancies because docs just dont uave the spirit.

Of all people, you would think your wife would place a higher value on medical opinion.

[pellegrino]

God is our CEO, but unlike any other large corporation, where the CEO has no interaction with the rank and file, we can interact with God through prayer, which is much better than an email.

[Non Sequitur]

God is our CEO, but unlike any other large corporation, where the CEO has no interaction with the rank and file, we can interact with God through prayer, which is much better than an email.

The big difference, though, is that God makes you give HIM the bonus checks and stock options.

[DrumNFeather]

An elderly gentleman closed his testimony: "in the name of Jesus Christ, that's all"

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[pellegrino]

The big difference, though, is that God makes you give HIM the bonus checks and stock options.

I'm glad you capitalized the pronoun. It shows the appropriate reverence deity deserves.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

An elderly gentleman closed his testimony: "in the name of Jesus Christ, that's all"

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Screw all of the clapping shenanigans, I'm incorporating THIS into my worship services!

[CardiacCoug]

... because docs just don't have the spirit.

She's got a point though, right?

[Pheidippides]

God is our CEO, but unlike any other large corporation, where the CEO has no interaction with the rank and file, we can interact with God through prayer, which is much better than an email.

I interact with my CEO all the time. I don't think I want a God that is a CEO.

[San Juan Sun]

She's got a point though, right?

I can just imagine her OB/GYN thinking: "If you want to risk your kids growing up without a mom, then by all means tell yourself that some spirit wants you reproduce some more."

[Surfah]

I learned our Costco already rolled out the Christmas decorations. No Walkers shortbread cookies though yet.

[clackamascoug]

Screw all of the clapping shenanigans, I'm incorporating THIS into my worship services!

I've got a buck for the first CS'er who reports back saying that they said from the pulpit, "In the name of Jesus Christ - that's all."

[pellegrino]

I learned our Costco already rolled out the Christmas decorations. No Walkers shortbread cookies though yet.

same with ours, nutcracker dolls and holiday snow globes next to Halloween costumes in the seasonal section, but I learned this first hand, not at church.

[The_Douger]

Some kid got up today, who was about 13, and he said that he had a very spiritual experience when he got baptized at age 9. He said the water was freezing when he got in to it, but it felt warm coming out. He said it was either the spirit or he thinks someone may have urinated in the water.

Good stuff.

[jay santos]

An elderly gentleman closed his testimony: "in the name of Jesus Christ, that's all"

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classic, i lol'd. Only thing better would have been "that's all folks".

[smokymountainrain]

Some kid got up today, who was about 13, and he said that he had a very spiritual experience when he got baptized at age 9. He said the water was freezing when he got in to it, but it felt warm coming out. He said it was either the spirit or he thinks someone may have urinated in the water.

Good stuff.

That's pretty funny.