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If that's the case, I'm out."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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So Christ didn't have the fullness of the gospel when he was on earth.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostPer priesthood orientation tonight, Scouting is part of the gospel."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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It's just not mentioned in the gospels. I understand Scouting is covered in sealed portions of the BofM.Originally posted by Moliere View PostSo Christ didn't have the fullness of the gospel when he was on earth.“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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It will be a part of the gospel until it is no longer a part of the gospel.Last edited by myboynoah; 01-13-2013, 07:40 PM.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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So your saying it never really existed?Originally posted by LA Ute View PostIt's just not mentioned in the gospels. I understand Scouting is covered in sealed portions of the BofM."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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You need to start another thread on your discoveries in that regard.Originally posted by Moliere View PostSo your saying it never really existed?“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostBro Olsen could go out on the streets and find 40 Hobos who would make better priesthood holders than those of us in the congregation. No argument here.
That got a laugh out of me. Can you give us some context to the statement, or is that just how he always feels about your quorum?
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That was from the pulpit.Originally posted by Sullyute View PostThat got a laugh out of me. Can you give us some context to the statement, or is that just how he always feels about your quorum?
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He said his mission president had told him something like "I could go out on the streets right now and find hobos that would be better missionaries than you." Apparently some of the sister missionaries took exception to the mission president's statement, believing that they were, in fact, pretty darn good missionaries.
Then I stopped paying attention so I could post what I'd learned on CUF.
During opening exercises to priesthood, they were saying something about becoming better priesthood holders. I leaned over to Bro. Hansen and said they should just replace us with hobos."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Holy crap! I think we're in the same ward. I know brother Hansen too.Originally posted by Pelado View PostThat was from the pulpit.
He said his mission president had told him something like "I could go out on the streets right now and find hobos that would be better missionaries than you." Apparently some of the sister missionaries took exception to the mission president's statement, believing that they were, in fact, pretty darn good missionaries.
Then I stopped paying attention so I could post what I'd learned on CUF.
During opening exercises to priesthood, they were saying something about becoming better priesthood holders. I leaned over to Bro. Hansen and said they should just replace us with hobos.I'm like LeBron James.
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That's amazing!Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostHoly crap! I think we're in the same ward. I know brother Hansen too."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Amen. Usually I try to guide the direction of the conversation, but yesterday I just let it go where it wanted to speaking up every once in a while for appearances.Originally posted by SCcoug View PostYeah well try teaching it.
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I learned that when the executive secretary calls you on Saturday because a member of the bishopric wants to meet with you the next morning, 2 1/2 hours before church that said appointment might be "just to see how you're doing." What a strange meeting and a seeming waste of time. The first counselor made special mention that I have about 3 months left in my ward missionary calling and he wanted to encourage me to reach out to some of the newer called missionaries to ensure that the transition was as smooth as possible.
My wife didn't believe me when I told her that there was no new calling. I like to think that he was going to extend a super important calling to me but when I showed up yesterday in a purple shirt and purple tie, he decided I was too big of a risk.
It does make me a little nervous for three months down the road though.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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I'm still trying to make sense of what this means for French Canadians...Originally posted by Moliere View PostI learned that GBH switched locations for the VAncouver temple at the last minute. He wanted it on a plot of land that seemed very difficult to procure, hwoever the church was able to get the land and permits in a very short time. It was truly inspiriational to all that participated in the land search.
It's an interesting contrast with what GBH did in Paris, which was to also select a plot of land. Over ten years later and several other locations the church finally got a place for the temple. I guess God likes Canadians better than the French
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I think I was right. I also think it has lost its vulgarity. Evidence of this is its use in journalism.Originally posted by falafel View PostThat's funny, I didn't realize snafu was an acronym. I think the word may have transcended its origins.
From the Chicago Sun-Times:
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1...suspected.htmlThe heads were originally shipped from the United States to Rome for medical research, and they were then shipped back again to be cremated, Paleologos said. She said she doesn’t know the name of the cremation service or where the heads began their journey in the United States.
Although initially there appeared to be a greater issue with the crematorium, it turned out to only be a paperwork snafu, according to a source familiar with the situation.
Thanks commando for the link!Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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