I learned in church today

[Non Sequitur]

One of my grandkids asked me "Why do old people stink?" and I told her "Well, that's just how it is," but guys I'm telling you, if you apply some vinegar to your private areas, whoosh, clean!.

Now I'm just curious. I've got distilled vinegar, apple cider vinegar and red wine vinegar. Don't know which to try first, but I'm a man of science so I guess I'll have to test them all.

[thesaint258]

growing up we had it from 3-6 a couple times. it sucked for us kids, as my parents instituted a no outside play before church rule. We literally went from playing in the afternoon on Sundays to not playing at all, for the whole day. Getting out of church in the dark kinda sucked.

That is just wrong.

[Green Lantern]

Now I'm just curious. I've got distilled vinegar, apple cider vinegar and red wine vinegar. Don't know which to try first, but I'm a man of science so I guess I'll have to test them all.

Please report your findings.

[pellegrino]

That is just wrong.

We didn't complain, we liked it. Just like walking uphill in the snow to school, AND BACK!

[scottie]

I didn't like it at first but now I'm a fan.

No one believes you.

[Uncle Ted]

That 1-4 church is part of Lucifer's plan.

Only two wards in our building so we changed from 9am to the nice 11:30am start time. Sleeping in was very nice.

[Uncle Ted]

Yes, MJs rule. I didn't like it at first but now I'm a fan. She's not a stickler on sabbath rules so we get to go do other stuff like play at the park, walks, bike rides, sports in the yard, etc. the no tv rule would suck if coupled with other orthodox Sunday rules.

You need to get MJ to adopt the "sunrise to sunset" variation of this rule like I did with my wife. As soon as the sun goes down you can then catch up on all the tivo'ed games of the day and watch the night game live.

[Green Monstah]

In 2012, we had 2:30 to 5:30. At first I hated it, but I grew to love it. I could sleep in, roll in for Ward Council at 1:00, go to church, then come home, eat a quick meal and relax. Yesterday we went to 8:30 church. I had to wake up at 6am for ward council, my wife and kids slept in and ended up ditching church; I came home and took at 4-hour nap, then had a hard time getting to sleep/waking up.

[sparky]

I learned that a vulgar acronym can sound great over the pulpit. Bishop said SNAFU in reference to the lack of sacrament bread.

[smokymountainrain]

I learned that a vulgar acronym can sound great over the pulpit. Bishop said SNAFU in reference to the lack of sacrament bread.

That's funny. If your bishop ever utilizes FUBAR over the pulpit, make sure you return and report.

[LA Ute]

I learned that a vulgar acronym can sound great over the pulpit. Bishop said SNAFU in reference to the lack of sacrament bread.

That's funny. If your bishop ever utilizes FUBAR over the pulpit, make sure you return and report.

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that the "F" stands for "fouled."

[pellegrino]

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that the "F" stands for "fouled."

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[Moliere]

That's funny. If your bishop ever utilizes FUBAR over the pulpit, make sure you return and report.

My bishop used BFE in ward council once.

[falafel]

I learned that a vulgar acronym can sound great over the pulpit. Bishop said SNAFU in reference to the lack of sacrament bread.

That's funny, I didn't realize snafu was an acronym. I think the word may have transcended its origins.

[LA Ute]

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Oh, give me a freakin' break.