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  • #2731
    Geez, Lebowski and HFN hitting it out of the park today.
    I'm like LeBron James.
    -mpfunk

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    • #2732
      Had an opening prayer asking a "special blessing on those who would defend our country's freedoms and defend the constitution."

      We all know what she meant.

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      • #2733
        Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
        Had an opening prayer asking a "special blessing on those who would defend our country's freedoms and defend the constitution."

        We all know what she meant.
        Obama?
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • #2734
          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
          Obama?
          Ron Paul.

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          • #2735
            Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
            Missionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
            (LDC nods vigorously in approval)
            "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
            "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
            "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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            • #2736
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

              That sounds like a conversation about homosexuality/SSA.
              "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
              -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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              • #2737
                Originally posted by Solon View Post
                That sounds like a conversation about homosexuality/SSA.
                Yep
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • #2738
                  Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                  Geez, Lebowski and HFN hitting it out of the park today.
                  Hey, his was funny. Mine was anything but.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • #2739
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Hey, his was funny. Mine was anything but.
                    See I was honored to be mentioned in the same sentence as you, I knew the feeling wasn't mutual.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • #2740
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      Hey, his was funny. Mine was anything but.
                      Both are crazy. Both are sad. Sure the craziness in his story is somewhat comical, but it's just sad how some people think. People who should, based on their having been taught the gospel, be compassionate.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • #2741
                        Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                        And yet he will be married within a year.
                        So you're saying it's a self-fulfilling prophecy?

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                        • #2742
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Hey, his was funny. Mine was anything but.
                          what was the context, JL? I hope that wasn't said in Sacrament meeting.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • #2743
                            All sex crimes start with pornography. It was sacrament meeting, so I really could speak the thoughts of my heart...

                            this statement is similar to saying all sex criminals breath air everyday.

                            via a galaxy s3 far far away
                            "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                            "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                            • #2744
                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              what was the context, JL? I hope that wasn't said in Sacrament meeting.
                              Thankfully, no.

                              http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...postcount=2728
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • #2745
                                WILICT #1.

                                From a 80 year old doctor, during our WOW lesson 19.

                                "Not wearing seat belts is against the Word of Wisdom."

                                When someone responded, and said you could still get a temple recommend even if you didn't wear one, his response was, "If I was in charge, you wouldn't."

                                WILICT #2.

                                Long time ward members and good friends are getting a divorce. Totally unexpected, out of the blue. I had him pegged as the next Bishop. Been bugging me all afternoon. Do I reach out - Leave alone? Not at church the last two weeks....

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