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Originally posted by Uncle Ted
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The Commies in Red Dawn thought it did. Maybe they were on to something. Unfortunately, I don't think TPTB would agree, even if they saw this article. We will be stuck with FOS for a long time to come. -
So after the wonderful lesson on political neutrality a couple o Sunday's ago, last night both my wife and I received voicemails on our phones inviting us to a free BBQ tomorrow at the park down around the corner sponsored by the "Faith and Freedom Coalition" with special guest, Orin Hatch. Funny thing about it, I've never once gotten a political call on my cell phone (which just so happens to be listed in the ward directory) and the recorded voice sounded suspiciously similar to the brother in our ward assigned to make sure that everyone is registered to vote.
What a bunch of coincidences!I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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Hey, my wife and I got those voice messages too, and I'm not in your ward or stake.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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So did a friend of mine that lives on the other side of the valley. I'd bet you $100 that none of our none member neighbors got that invitation. I've been a Democrat for as long as I could declare but they don't even have a phone contact for me. This came directly from the ward list. And ward lists from across Las Vegas.Originally posted by falafel View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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PS. The guy in my ward that I referenced is none other than Ron Futrell, ex valley news anchorman and now conservative political advocate. So his push for registration always seemed a liitle questionable.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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The real question Falafel is what time are you picking me up?I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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You guys live in Nevada which is now a battleground state. Mitt needs you. The church needs you. Now do your duty with a heart full of cheer."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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We Nevada Mormons do our duty with a heart full of song.Originally posted by Moliere View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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I thought we were required to have a "heart full of song"? (Full of song.)Originally posted by Moliere View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I make up my own lyrics."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Pepperidge Farm in the house. Cinnamon swirl bread for the sacrament today!Comment
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Sure sign that the seeds of apostasy have begun to take root in your ward.Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostComment
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this was inevitable, given Uchtdorf's talk in priesthood last week.
There are times when I've been asked to perform a calling that needed an F-18 Mormon, but I feel like I'm just a Piper CubDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagiusComment
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I take it to be evidence of the restoration of all things. Wonder Bread is no feast of the Lord.Originally posted by Colly Wolly View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagiusComment
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And, inevitably, there will be members that grouse that they are F18 Mormons that are stuck doing a Piper Cub's calling.Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
I type this as I am watching Thomas the Tank Engine with my 2 year old.Comment
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