LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Mrs. Funk]

This thread is bothering me more about my beliefs then all of SU's threads put together.

[DU Ute]

What about discussing your underwear makes you uncomfortable?

[Mrs. Funk]

What about discussing your underwear makes you uncomfortable?

Eh? I was agreeing with RCViking, and that agreement had nothing to do with my comfort level talking about my underwear.

And for the record, I'm very comfortable talking about my underwear, as I'm certain this thread has demonstrated.

[DU Ute]

Eh? I was agreeing with RCViking, and that agreement had nothing to do with my comfort level talking about my underwear.

And for the record, I'm very comfortable talking about my underwear, as I'm certain this thread has demonstrated.

[Mrs. Funk]

[old_gregg]

I thought maybe you were like Barbie with the painted underwear on so that you're never truly naked under your clothes.

[DU Ute]

What would your mother say.

[Mrs. Funk]

What would your mother say.

She'd say, "Get off the internet and go clean your kitchen like a good Mormon housewife."

[UtahDan]

I'm bookmarking this thread for a Cuffie nomination. Classic stuff.

[fusnik]

One could interpret the endowment as having a component that suggests that one day, garments will not be required and full fellowship with God can happen in this life.

[Mrs. Funk]

One could interpret the endowment as having a component that suggests that one day, garments will not be required and full fellowship with God can happen in this life.

So you're saying I should wear them now so I don't have to spend an eternity in the telestial kingdom wearing them there?

[marsupial]

Is it a sign of my garment-provoked desperation that LDS garment tattoos are sounding vastly more appealing to me?

I'm down with the knee-mark tattoo and tummy mark, but the other two marks

That area is a little too sensitive to be inked.

[Mrs. Funk]

I'm down with the knee-mark tattoo and tummy mark, but the other two marks

That area is a little too sensitive to be inked.

Yeah. Yeeeeeeouch.

I would draw them on every day if it meant not having to wear the garments. I'd ever promise to wear clothes that covered up the areas garments do (I do this anyway). Any way to stay kosher but ditch the Gs I'd consider.

[DU Ute]

I'm down with the knee-mark tattoo and tummy mark, but the other two marks

That area is a little too sensitive to be inked.

I wonder if some rebellious soul has gotten these tattoos. It wouldn't surprise me.

[UtahDan]

I'm down with the knee-mark tattoo and tummy mark, but the other two marks

That area is a little too sensitive to be inked.

I actually think that would be cool. The bodies of men were (and for the most part still are) mutilated as infants as a sign of a covenant. Obviously we are not asked to do it, but I don' think it would be inconsistent with any gospel principle. I'd go have it done tomorrow.