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LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club
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It's been awhile. Are the silky G's the same as what used to be called corbin?"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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I took my involvement in this thread a step too far tonight; I went on store.lds.org and tried to order garments, first selecting Brazil as my country. Everything went to plan until checkout, where it prompted a National Tax ID #, which I guess you have if you are a Brazilian national.
Man, the Church sure does pull out all the stops to keep us Americans away from the sweet Brazilian Gs. Now I'm wondering if I can swing an international trip to Brazil.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Corban (link):Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostIt's been awhile. Are the silky G's the same as what used to be called corbin?
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Corbin:
corbin-bernsen-signed-psych-8x10-photo-henry-wcoa_2633ee6b7a0e78e9315537701b42d577.jpg"What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone
"What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky
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"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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A warning about Brazilian Gs: when I was on my mission there, they were poorly constructed. At least one American companion bought garments down there and some of the stitching came apart pretty fast."Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
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This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
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And this is different from the US version...how?Originally posted by Lost Student View PostA warning about Brazilian Gs: when I was on my mission there, they were poorly constructed. At least one American companion bought garments down there and some of the stitching came apart pretty fast.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
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I wonder what's the most garments one could buy regularly without arousing suspicion. Like Cubans that mule Floridian goods into Cuba for resale, I see a business opportunity.Originally posted by Commando View PostI took my involvement in this thread a step too far tonight; I went on store.lds.org and tried to order garments, first selecting Brazil as my country. Everything went to plan until checkout, where it prompted a National Tax ID #, which I guess you have if you are a Brazilian national.
Man, the Church sure does pull out all the stops to keep us Americans away from the sweet Brazilian Gs. Now I'm wondering if I can swing an international trip to Brazil.
So the warning is that the Brazilian garments are of similar quality to the American ones. I won't get my hopes up.Originally posted by Lost Student View PostA warning about Brazilian Gs: when I was on my mission there, they were poorly constructed. At least one American companion bought garments down there and some of the stitching came apart pretty fast.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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I thought my garments were made in South America?Originally posted by Pheidippides View PostAnd this is different from the US version...how?Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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They should do this with every garment top with an off white color. I don't like the marks poking out and with a white shirt they are really obvious.Originally posted by Sullyute View PostHowever if you are in the military beehive will silk screen the symbols onto your military issued shirts.
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Originally posted by Pheidippides View PostAnd this is different from the US version...how?
I've never had any poorly constructed garments. In fact, the material and stitching has always outlived the fact that they become so off-white that I don't want to wear them anymore. I think I still have some pairs from my mission that I use when I'm doing something I know is going to get me really sweaty and dirty like cleaning up yards after a hurricane."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Good news for those who are unhappy with their underwear choices, you now have an opportunity to directly impact them. As I was browsing open full-time positions with the church today (what, don't we all do that?), I noticed that they have an opening for a "Pattern Maker", whose job it will be to "create individualized patterns of sacred clothing for members of the Church with medical or sizing needs that cannot be accommodated throughout the regular product line."
I'm sure if you got this job, you could construct some pretty sweet custom Gs for yourself. So apply for this job or you forfeit your right to whine anymore!
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Wow that's cool the church has/will have that service available. Kinda renders that sketchy company that puts the symbols on sportswear useless.Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostGood news for those who are unhappy with their underwear choices, you now have an opportunity to directly impact them. As I was browsing open full-time positions with the church today (what, don't we all do that?), I noticed that they have an opening for a "Pattern Maker", whose job it will be to "create individualized patterns of sacred clothing for members of the Church with medical or sizing needs that cannot be accommodated throughout the regular product line."
I'm sure if you got this job, you could construct some pretty sweet custom Gs for yourself. So apply for this job or you forfeit your right to whine anymore!
Btw i fixed the long G problem by going Size SS. The waistline is unaffected since they are elastic anyway, but you get that mid thigh fit.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Is this the appropriate thread for the following 1971 Ensign classic? Its value is admittedly diminished by subsequent migration of the term "lingerie," but it's great nonetheless. The first line and the second through to the colon combine excellently with the title.
https://www.lds.org/ensign/1971/08/l...ine-and-modest
Apologies if previously posted.
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