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Quarterly numbers! Someone is keeping score.Originally posted by OceanBlue View PostOur new SP has instituted a mandatory 100% HT for every ward in the stake for the month of March.A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali
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Every time this comes up I suggest that we just assume that everyone is doing their HT and ask them to self-report otherwise. Everybody wins!Originally posted by Moliere View PostMy HPGL is a good friend. He hasn't once asked me for my numbers. When he was called I told him I was a 50% home teacher so I just figure he puts me down for that every month."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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:swear: So that is how you HPs get such good numbers. Just wait until I tell management!Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostEvery time this comes up I suggest that we just assume that everyone is doing their HT and ask them to self-report otherwise. Everybody wins!"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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2-3 years ago our HPGL asked me to help develop a VB macro in Excel that would assist him in HT reporting. To develop the tool I had to have access to the HT data for our ward. I was surprised to see that our family had been home taught 100% for the prior three years. They must have been coming by when I wasn't home.Originally posted by Sullyute View Post:swear: So that is how you HPs get such good numbers. Just wait until I tell management!
But I didn't complain! I don't mind it when they don't come."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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LOL. That is awesome. "Lying for the Lord" in action.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post2-3 years ago our HPGL asked me to help develop a VB macro in Excel that would assist him in HT reporting. To develop the tool I had to have access to the HT data for our ward. I was surprised to see that our family had been home taught 100% for the prior three years. They must have been coming by when I wasn't home.
But I didn't complain! I don't mind it when they don't come."Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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This discussion reminded me of a dramatic priesthood opening exercise in a wymount ward, lo these 20 years ago. The EQP, quite a charismatic guy, got up and asked the EQ 'if you weren't home taught last month, please raise your hand.' No hand was raised. He paused and then said 'Brethren take a look around. We achieved 100% HT for last month'. I was moved, as many others probably were. I resolved to continue to walk the 10-100 feet to visit each and every family on my list.
Later in a South Provo ward when it was my turn to worry about such matters, I tried a more light-hearted approach to address my quorum. I think we had been averaging in the 80's for a few months, but the latest month was dismal. I got up and said our percentage was '84 percent', then sat down. After a few seconds, I blurted out, 'oh wait, did I say 84 percent? I meant 48 percent'.

See, because it was funny that I switched the numbers around..."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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That's about the time I was there. I think I was in building 17A? I remember Guy Dorius was our bishop. I don't remember much about the EQ. But hometeaching was pretty easy.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostThis discussion reminded me of a dramatic priesthood opening exercise in a wymount ward, lo these 20 years ago. The EQP, quite a charismatic guy, got up and asked the EQ 'if you weren't home taught last month, please raise your hand.' No hand was raised. He paused and then said 'Brethren take a look around. We achieved 100% HT for last month'. I was moved, as many others probably were. I resolved to continue to walk the 10-100 feet to visit each and every family on my list.
Later in a South Provo ward when it was my turn to worry about such matters, I tried a more light-hearted approach to address my quorum. I think we had been averaging in the 80's for a few months, but the latest month was dismal. I got up and said our percentage was '84 percent', then sat down. After a few seconds, I blurted out, 'oh wait, did I say 84 percent? I meant 48 percent'.

See, because it was funny that I switched the numbers around...
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Our new and very young EQP was scheduling PPI's at 630pm-830pm at the church last night. I am not putting on church clothes that late on a Sunday night to have an interview w/ the EQP. If anything do it during church. Otherwise do one over the phone or come to my house. (End of rant)( FYI I most likely wrote that incoherently and will be properly corrected forthwith. Thanks)
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Why do you think you need to wear church clothes to a EQP PPI at the church on a weeknight? I go to EQP PPIs at the church all the time in street clothes.Originally posted by Y84it View PostOur new and very young EQP was scheduling PPI's at 630pm-830pm at the church last night. I am not putting on church clothes that late on a Sunday night to have an interview w/ the EQP. If anything do it during church. Otherwise do one over the phone or come to my house. (End of rant)
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Never been to one in my life. Never been invited to one.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostAlso, why would you go to an EQ PPI?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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I've gone to one, and my car was broken into and the stereo stolen. I won't make that mistake again.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostNever been to one in my life. Never been invited to one.
"I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh
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