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Dear Mormon Church: time for a better apology.
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And don't forget to apologize for having the church members do the temple work 5 or 6 times (or more, at least in the case of Anne Frank) for each dead person.Originally posted by Viking View PostMy recommendation: sincerely apologize. Take out a full page ad in the NY Times and apologize. Don't try to explain why it happened or how it slipped through. Just apologize."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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That was funny.Originally posted by Viking View PostDear Mormon Church: time for a better apology."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostThank you. I got into a discussion with someone at church about this and said to them, it even tells you in the front cover of the magazine how to pronounce it. Then we turned to the front cover and it didn't and I was flooded with self-doubt.
I said in my post that the pronunciation was removed over a decade ago!Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Was this ever resolved? Please go track down an old copy of the Ensign and you will see the truth. You are a betting guy. Bet the person money. I would.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostMy statement that it used to be there was in question, when it was not in the current issue. Then I was flooded with self-doubt.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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If people don't believe it wouldn't they just laugh it off? I mean if I was baptized as a Lutheran and didn't believe it I would laugh it off. I think you can still do the work of a Holocaust victim if you are a descendant but not randomly.
Celebreties have had there work done a number of times. I looked at the family search site and you can do the work of friends with verbal permission. Most temple work I have done has been for names submitted not anscestors.
Maybe some peole want there work done too. If Satan didn't know the work was true he wouldn't be fighting it.
I remember someone saying he was baptized for a governer of Idaho. So was a few other people probably. I think that problem is largely fixed now. People bragging about being baptized for someone famous. That is why they tell you to do Family History for your own people then help friends you know personally.
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This is why I've culled my temple attendance. I single handedly hope to bring that number down to 3-4 times per person.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostI have heard that many of the names you do in the temple have most likely been done 5-6 times prior. Not sure how true that is, but incidents like this make you wonder.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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How is that supposed to work? What you need to do is go More often with names you can somehow verify have never been done.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostThis is why I've culled my temple attendance. I single handedly hope to bring that number down to 3-4 times per person.PLesa excuse the tpyos.
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The way I figure, it's a about probability. Every day, (tens and hundreds of) thousands of people die without having their temple work done. Now, if I were to increase my attendance, I would be increasing the probability that the work gets done multiple times. By not contributing, the pool gets further diluted and the odds of getting picked twice approaches Moneyball proportions.Originally posted by creekster View PostHow is that supposed to work? What you need to do is go More often with names you can somehow verify have never been done.
So I figure.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Translation: the temple in LV is in BFE (bonanza forever east) and it's a 4-5 hour time commitment to do an endowment session.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostThe way I figure, it's a about probability. Every day, (tens and hundreds of) thousands of people die without having their temple work done. Now, if I were to increase my attendance, I would be increasing the probability that the work gets done multiple times. By not contributing, the pool gets further diluted and the odds of getting picked twice approaches Moneyball proportions.
So I figure.
BTW, that gets an amen from me.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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