Have you ever turned down Sex from someone other than your spouse?

[Babs]

I was the victim of a mindless attack by a sex-crazed golden retriever. The lack of sensitivity and compassion here is deeply disappointing.

Don't feel bad. Lots of men fall prey to seductive blondes.

[TripletDaddy]

I thought I told you to be quiet!

Besides, you're the last person here who should be suffering from a broken irony meter. Tell me it isn't so!

What is ironic about you and animals?

[Pheidippides]

uh huh. I bet. Just like nikuman had to wash his hair.

I take great pride in maintaining the proper sheen and body, thank you very much. That's precisely why I take great efforts to never let harmful products such as Aquanet come into contact with my thick and luxurious hair.

[wuapinmon]

you promised you wouldn't tell!

Hey, he would have said yes if his gallbladder wasn't acting up that night.

Not funny.

[Jarid in Cedar]

I finally get to post this!!!

[falafel]

Not funny.

I swore there would be some hidden text in there. Nothing? Huh.

[SeattleUte]

you know, I've seen a lot of these kinds of threads over the last few years, and it occurs to me that the members that grew up in very straight-laced, active backgrounds always seem more likely to participate in threads like this than the converts or ones from inactive families. I wonder why that is.

As usual, you overgeneralize. I came from an active family and have not participated.

[falafel]

As usual, you overgeneralize. I came from an active family and have not participated.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be propositioned soon. Just start winking a little more around the office.

[LA Ute]

As usual, you overgeneralize. I came from an active family and have not participated.

Good decision. I tried to make fun of the thread with a joke about a dog trying to hump my leg once, and now I am an accused zoophile and DDD is finding unicorns in my posts again.

DDD, did it look like this one?

[Rosebud]

Just to liven this thread up a bit, I'll observe that this is among the top 2 or 3 dumbest threads I've ever seen. Seems to me that being approached for sex ought to be pretty far from the experience of any LDS adult who's serious about the faith - and not really a subject of song and story. Just sayin'.

Hey LA.... this reasoning sounds suspiciously close to blaming women who are victims of date rape. Consider these poor, hurt men who uncomplainingly endured the ferocious attacks of sexually needy women. And you call them your CUF friends.....

[Babs]

As usual, you overgeneralize. I came from an active family and have not participated.

I think you just did.

[Babs]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be propositioned soon. Just start winking a little more around the office.

I heard there's a hot redhead after him.

[TripletDaddy]

Good decision. I tried to make fun of the thread with a joke about a dog trying to hump my leg once, and now I am an accused zoophile and DDD is finding unicorns in my posts again.

DDD, did it look like this one?

When fending off rumors of zoophilia, it is usually unwise to post fantasy unicorn pics.

[Babs]

When fending off rumors of zoophilia, it is usually unwise to post fantasy unicorn pics.

I thought the rainbow was a nice touch.

[Pheidippides]

When fending off rumors of zoophilia, it is usually unwise to post fantasy unicorn pics.

I am sooooooo tempted to post the bad tattoo picture I've seen of two unicorns having sex under a rainbow. Or the one with the unicorn having sex with a dolphin under a rainbow. Or even the White Power unicorn with the swastika arm band under a rainbow. But I'm at work, and I think those are a bit much for me to be searching for. Maybe somebody else can find them.