Have you ever turned down Sex from someone other than your spouse?

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  • Surfah
    Where's Wallace?
    • Nov 2008
    • 33726

    #181
    Originally posted by Babs View Post
    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
    -Turtle
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    • il Padrino Ute
      Junior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 19161

      #182
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      Does role play count?

      If so, then:

      nurse
      nun
      school teacher
      sister missionary
      female truck driver (stfu!)
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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      • Drunk Tank
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 2569

        #183
        I am just going to answer yes to the poll.
        "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 37853

          #184
          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
          I had an attractive member of the BYU womens soccer team (who I had a big crush on) tell me, "Surfah if you want to get laid, tonight's the night."
          Thank goodness you ran. They had to hit up 8 other guys before they got their ugly teammate laid.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 37853

            #185
            Originally posted by Babs View Post
            you promised you wouldn't tell!
            Hey, he would have said yes if his gallbladder wasn't acting up that night.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Babs
              Not a Lawyer
              • Nov 2008
              • 17128

              #186
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Hey, he would have said yes if his gallbladder wasn't acting up that night.
              uh huh. I bet. Just like nikuman had to wash his hair.

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              • Babs
                Not a Lawyer
                • Nov 2008
                • 17128

                #187
                you know, I've seen a lot of these kinds of threads over the last few years, and it occurs to me that the members that grew up in very straight-laced, active backgrounds always seem more likely to participate in threads like this than the converts or ones from inactive families. I wonder why that is.

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                • Rosebud
                  sledgirl
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 1363

                  #188
                  Originally posted by Babs View Post
                  you know, I've seen a lot of these kinds of threads over the last few years, and it occurs to me that the members that grew up in very straight-laced, active backgrounds always seem more likely to participate in threads like this than the converts or ones from inactive families. I wonder why that is.
                  haha.... so true. And I'm guessing you probably have some pretty great theories as to why. I know I do.

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                  • LA Ute
                    Receiver of Memory
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19512

                    #189
                    Just to liven this thread up a bit, I'll observe that this is among the top 2 or 3 dumbest threads I've ever seen. Seems to me that being approached for sex ought to be pretty far from the experience of any LDS adult who's serious about the faith - and not really a subject of song and story. Just sayin'.
                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #190
                      Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                      Just to liven this thread up a bit, I'll observe that this is among the top 2 or 3 dumbest threads I've ever seen. Seems to me that being approached for sex ought to be pretty far from the experience of any LDS adult who's serious about the faith - and not really a subject of song and story. Just sayin'.
                      time to get serious about your faith, Mr. Zoo.

                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • Surfah
                        Where's Wallace?
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 33726

                        #191
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        time to get serious about your faith, Mr. Zoo.

                        http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...&postcount=133
                        Zing!
                        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                        -Turtle
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                        • LA Ute
                          Receiver of Memory
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 19512

                          #192
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          time to get serious about your faith, Mr. Zoo.

                          http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...&postcount=133
                          I thought I told you to be quiet!

                          Besides, you're the last person here who should be suffering from a broken irony meter. Tell me it isn't so!
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden


                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • Babs
                            Not a Lawyer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 17128

                            #193
                            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                            Seems to me that being approached for sex ought to be pretty far from the experience of any LDS adult who's serious about the faith - and not really a subject of song and story. Just sayin'.
                            But that's what makes the thread so great! That and confessions of zoophilia.

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                            • LA Ute
                              Receiver of Memory
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 19512

                              #194
                              Originally posted by Babs View Post
                              But that's what makes the thread so great! That and confessions of zoophilia.
                              I was the victim of a mindless attack by a sex-crazed golden retriever. The lack of sensitivity and compassion here is deeply disappointing.
                              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                              ― W.H. Auden


                              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                              • BlueHair
                                Boom Bitches!!!
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 2894

                                #195
                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                Does role play count?

                                If so, then:

                                nurse
                                nun
                                school teacher
                                sister missionary
                                female truck driver (stfu!)
                                I understand most of that list, but a sister missionary?
                                Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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